Mitchell Bower

i like salad, Ohio University Alum

[Tim Ridgolds @TimRidgolds]

He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code. Now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale, hit him with "please see cashier"

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

[Ronald Mexico 2.0 @SnailHatedU]

Makai lemon in every interview for no reason

[i like food @messedupfoods]

"Can I have 100 pizzas for the homeless? "

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: JOE ROGAN is in the Oval Office with President Trump on a Saturday morning, joined by medical professionals and RFK Jr.

Trump is making an announcement about psychedelics

[TMZ @TMZ]

Congressman Tim Burchett says aliens are real & there's been human contact 👽

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🚨 THIS INTERACTION IS INSANE!!!

Nick Shirley: Would you vote Newsom 2028?

A: I'd vote for him, he got me released from a life sentence, saying I'm fit for society!

Nick Shirley: What were you locked up for?

A: Murder, carjacking, robbery.

[Neet @neet_sol]

“Hey boss can I take PTO”

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@GovPressOffice You do realize I’m trying to help America eliminate fraud and waste right? No need to try and make me look like the bad guy for exposing fraud.

People are over it. Start working for the people and not against them.

[Mitchell Bower @MitchellBower1]

@postsalot I save*

[Mitchell Bower @MitchellBower1]

@postsalot @ReOpenChris I’m a young homeowner in this state and tell me what property is only $3k a year? It would save me $6,500. If say over $500/month in my pocket is significant.

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

🚨Governor DeSantis says property tax elimination WILL be on the 2026 ballot!

Says it will help YOUNG HOMEOWNERS, not boomers!

Says it will NOT apply to people moving into the State.

Says it will NOT apply to rich assholes with their fifth house in Coconut Grove

[Praying Medic @prayingmedic]

He tried to warn you.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

US taxpayer dollars were going to be spent on the following items, all which have been cancelled:
- $10M for "Mozambique voluntary medical male circumcision"
- $9.7M for UC Berkeley to develop "a cohort of Cambodian youth with enterprise driven skills"
- $2.3M for "strengthening independent voices in Cambodia"
- $32M to the Prague Civil Society Centre
- $40M for "gender equality and women empowerment hub"
- $14M for "improving public procurement" in Serbia
- $486M to the “Consortium for Elections and Political Process Strengthening,” including $22M for "inclusive and participatory political process" in Moldova and $21M for voter turnout in India
- $29M to "strenghening political landscape in Bangladesh"
- $20M for "fiscal federalism" in Nepal
- $19M for "biodiversity conversation" in Nepal
- $1.5M for "voter confidence" in Liberia
- $14M for "social cohesion" in Mali
- $2.5M for "inclusive democracies in Southern Africa"
- $47M for "improving learning outcomes in Asia"
- $2M to develop "sustainable recycling models" to "increase socio-economic cohesion among marginalized communities of Kosovo Roma, Ashkali, and Egypt"

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

JUST IN:

CNN's Dana Bash ACTUALLY said 'Harry balls' LIVE on air.

🤣

@elonmusk lives in their heads, rent free!

[Justin @MurphyFergusonn]

Ohio Bobcats 2023:

QB1 - Indiana
QB2 - Cal
RB1 - Minnesota
RB2 - FCS
WR1 - NFL
WR2 - UCF
WR3 - Indiana
WR4 - EMU
TE1 - Ohio State
TE2 - OK State
LT - Baylor
G - Rutgers

53 NEW PLAYERS.

The award will go to someone with a $10M+ NIL budget, but Tim Albin IS Coach of the Year.

[Mitchell Bower @MitchellBower1]

@netflix y’all in over your heads t thinking you could stream a live event #rookie

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Buy Waste Management first thing in the morning

[Mitchell Bower @MitchellBower1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump is dodging debates and ducking interviews. His campaign team says it’s because of “exhaustion.”

Well, if he’s exhausted on the campaign trail, it raises the question: Is he fit for the toughest job in the world?