Blonde Waters

True events inspired by the most interesting man in the world

[George Stoia III @GeorgeStoia]

Venables is an electric factory when it comes to speeches.

[Oklahoma Sooners @OU_Athletics]

@FreddyLA7 FREDDY!! I-35 N will take you straight to the Palace on the Prairie! Add us to your list 👀🏟️

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

Remember: If you’re interested in defeating the pedophile warmongering elite, you’re going to have to give up your political party and unite.

[Noah @antibearthesis]

ANTHROPIC VALUATION: $965B
WALMART VALUATION: $940B

ANTHROPIC REVENUE: $20B
WALMART REVENUE: $725B

BUT AI IS NOT A BUBBLE, RIGHT?

[madridistas en apuros @madridenapuros]

“Si realmente quieres hacer una pandemia, haz que el hantavirus sea de transmisión humana”

01/05/2012

[Nadira Ali🇵🇸 @Nadira_ali12]

TRUMP: "We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz."

🇺🇸US Senator: "Wait, wasn't the Strait of Hormuz already open before the war? Then why did we start the war? You created a crisis out of thin air for no reason."

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Just remember it took Congress 5 months to agree to $600 stimulus checks for Americans, and 8 hours to send $13.6 billion to another country and give themselves a 21% pay raise.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

He was paying 50 niggas $30/hr to shovel one side walk. I can’t imagine how that happened

[Nick 🇻🇦 @XCkyro]

It’s interesting that this crucifix stood in Lebanon untouched amongst our supposed enemies, yet 5 seconds after “our greatest ally” invades the country, they destroy an icon of Jesus.

[Among the Wildflowers @deaflibertarian]

Offices within the United States Congress should not display foreign national flags.

Period.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

The media moved on like nothing happened.

A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Keep sharing this so it doesn’t get buried.

[X9 @X9_redux]

Can't even build their own country. Fuck this bitch

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Somalia didn’t even become its own country until 1960.

If you ever feel stupid, watch this moron ramble.

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Can’t wait for nothing to be done about this

[Joey Jones @Johnny_Joey]

Don’t just kill this man. Torture him and do it in front of convicted offenders. Rid the world of this evil.

[wyatt @gorilla_rape]

Retweet the fuck out of this

[Mix (Comms open) @Mixthecattt]

WARNING???????

[Jack @jackunheard]

Day 398 of asking:

What happened to the audit at Fort Knox?

[Only Fights @OnlyFights__]

Man shoots and kills the man who kidnapped, raped and molested his 11-year-old son