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Just trying to get through life in one piece.

[Pigstube @pigstube_]

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[Mitch @MitchellKSmith]

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[Mitch @MitchellKSmith]

@HumanityChad If someone wrongs her they’ll never find the body!

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

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[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

WARNING: This may be the least flattering photo of Trump ever taken.

Fuckface would absolutely HATE seeing this spread across timelines.
So whatever you do… DO NOT RETWEET! Don’t share it.

Let’s all be mature adults and make sure that doesn’t happen.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Chelsea Handler, 51, had begun her set at Sunday's Kevin Hart roast by condemning MAGA comedians who agreed to perform at Riyadh Comedy Festival, which was widely criticized because of Saudi Arabia’s poor human rights record.
“Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory,” Handler began, “I assume that all of you will be signing up to go fight the war in Iran. Or do you tough-talking p---ies only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

I swear to God it's every year

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Chelsea Handler incinerates MAGA comedian Tony Hinchcliffe with a brutal takedown at the Kevin Hart roast: "Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn!"

This is the same Hinchcliffe who made racist "jokes" about Puerto Ricans at a Trump rally...

"Tony Hinchcliffe is here. Tony is what happens when women don't have safe access to abortion care," Handler said. "Tony and Shane both live in Texas where abortion is illegal, but on the upside, if you see one of them doing comedy, there's a pretty good chance your uterus will start dry heaving on its own."

While Shane Gillis was able to laugh good-naturedly at the jabs, Hinchcliffe was incredibly uncomfortable on camera, glancing around and doing his best to smile it off.

"Tony is a real guy's guy, or what's more commonly known as a bottom," joked Handler. "Tony, you have the face of a school shooter and the personality of someone who gets shot first. Look at you, you look good! You've got like a little Hollywood glow-up. I didn't know veneers came in deli mustard yellow. But it actually looks a little bit better in person."

"You must be using Crest White Supremacist strips," Handler relentlessly went on. "Tony and Shane, this must be so exciting for you guys. Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn. And tonight you get to roast a whole Black guy. Well, a half a one, because it's Kevin.

"Tony, quick question: If you're here tonight, who's keeping Joe Rogan's balls warm in their mouth?" she added.

Bravo! This is exactly what that Trumper hack deserves. For those who need reminding, Hinchcliffe appeared a t Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in the runup to the 2024 election and called Puerto Rico a "floating island of garbage," tossing read meat to the racist MAGA base. He deserves nothing but our disdain.

Please ❤️ and share if you think that Chelsea Handler crushed it!

[Mars Men @mengotomars]

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[Luce @lucyshow11]

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[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

Queen Elizabeth II’s bond with her corgis was one of the most recognizable parts of her public image, stretching back to her childhood. But in 2015, after decades of raising and caring for the dogs she adored, she made a quiet, deeply personal decision: she would stop breeding them.

She didn’t want to leave any young corgis behind when she died, knowing how attached they became to her and how difficult it would be for them to adjust without her. It was a rare glimpse into her private sense of responsibility and foresight, wrapped in something as simple and as emotional, as her love for her pets.

Her final corgi died in April 2018, marking the end of a lineage that had lived alongside her for more than 80 years. When the Queen herself passed in 2022, the choice she made years earlier suddenly felt even more poignant. She had ensured that none of her beloved dogs would be left waiting for a mistress who would never return.

One of the most personal stories about Queen Elizabeth II and her corgis goes back to Susan, the Pembroke Welsh corgi she received for her 18th birthday in 1944.

Elizabeth was so attached to Susan that she secretly brought her along on her honeymoon with Prince Philip, and when Susan died, the Queen had her buried at Sandringham with a hand‑carved headstone, something she reserved for only her most beloved animals.

Susan became the matriarch of ten generations of royal corgis, more than 30 dogs in total, who followed the Queen through every chapter of her life, from palace corridors to Balmoral walks. The Queen once said, “My corgis are family,” and it showed: they traveled with her, appeared in official portraits, and were often seen trotting at her heels during state duties.

#drthehistories

[JB Thinkin™️ @JBThinkin]

TOP Questions (so far) following the WHCD “alleged” assassination attempt. In no order of importance. STAGED?

Why was there a post from 2023 that simply stating the shooters first and last name?

Why was the shooters shirt off?

Why did the SS look so disorganized?

Why has trump skipped EVERY WHCD until this one?

Why did the shooter mention he especially was NOT targeting Kash Patel?

Why was the shooters name searched hundreds of times in Israel, a DAY before the incident?

Why did Karoline Leavitt’s husband warn a Fox News reporter to be “very safe” prior to the shooting?

Why did the shooting just happen to occur at a time that trumps poll numbers are the lowest of any modern President

Why did the shooter book a $3k a night hotel room MONTHS ago for an event that trump NEVER attends, until he recently announced he would.

Why was trumps Deputy Chief of Staff climbing on a chair to start a chant of “USA, USA…”

Why would an award winning tutor, Caltech Grad and NASA intern try to pull off such a crude, unplanned attempt.

Why did the Secret Service LOWER their security protocols that night?

Why was Hegseth seen laughing very shortly after the shooting event?

Why was VP Vance removed BEFORE the President?

Why was the President allowed to stay on the scene and observe with seemingly no security protecting him?

Why did right wing social media ALL come out with the same “Ballroom” talking point only minutes after the shooting?

Why does it appear that the same SS agents that failed in Butler, PA were on the scene at the WHCD?

Why did the SS agents appear to be GROSSLY untrained, frequently mishandling their firearms?

Why did the entire cabinet look downright jovial after being put through an active shooter event, not traumatized like most people would be?

Why was nearly the entire cabinet, President on down, present in one location, a serious break in National Security policy and procedures.

Why was the post from 2023 by a NASA scientist named Henry Martinez, linking him to NASA intern Cole Allen?

Why did trump lie about tripping/falling to the ground?

Why did a Fox News correspondent have her phone call cut off when she revealed what Karoline Levitt’s husband told her?

How does a person reportedly carrying multiple weapons pass or bypass initial screening at a presidential level event?

Why would a planner send incriminating intent BEFORE escape or success?

How did the trump admin KNOW the intent of the shooter just minutes after the event?

Why was the narrative outpacing formal ID confirmation?

How did the admin KNOW it was a “lone wolf “ situation so quickly?

Why didn’t the Washington Hilton have layered screening protections?

Was this a TRUE breach, or something else entirely?

Why would someone with no criminal record suddenly risk being killed for such a low success probability attempt?

Why were there reports of inconsistent or absent ID checks at the event?

HOW did a person allegedly carrying multiple weapons penetrate what was supposed to be a layered security event close enough to engage inside the perimeter structure?

Why after Butler, PA were security protocols not MORE ridged?

The QUESTIONS keep mounting and are starting to point to what could be yet another STAGED assassination attempt at a time when trump is at his lowest level of popularity, Epstein story not going away and rumblings of Butler PA resurfacing louder than EVER!

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

OMG this lady is leaking a list of names that people around the World call Trump and some of these names are hilarious! I will post one every other day for your enjoyment! 😂😂😂

[Nicholas Fondacaro @NickFondacaro]

MS NOW host Symone Sanders Townsend recounts how poor security was at the WHCD. She says she was able to roll up to the front door on a scooter and security did not ask to see her ID nor see her ticket, they assumed she was a guest at the hotel:

"I actually showed up to the Hilton shortly after 8 P.M. And I actually took a scooter right up to the front of the Hilton driveway. And this matters because, as you know, usually there's a lot of protesters outside that's outside of those barricades before you can actually enter into the driveway of the Hilton.

But this year, there are no protesters outside. I come to find out the people were actually milling about into the lobby. When I got off of the scooter and into in front of the barricade, usually you have to show ID and a ticket.

The folks, the security at the gate, these were not agents, the Secret Service agents. They were not identified as Secret Service agents that I could see at the gate, but they did not ask me to show ID, and they did not ask me to show a ticket. They said, 'Oh, you're good. I'm sure you're going to your room.' I am not staying at the Washington Hilton.

As I entered into the driveway, I saw the president's vehicle. The Beast was driving around in the circle of the Hilton driveway, and people walking around near it, taking photos. Secret Service was not keeping a perimeter. And it went around about two or three times while I was outside.

When I entered into the Hilton, I asked Secret Service agents, which I saw they were identified as Secret Service agents, which way the ballroom was, and they said they didn't know.

When I finally got my way onto elevator, no one asked me to show ID. No one asked me to show a ticket. I got all the way down to the red carpet area without ever showing a ticket to anyone in the Hilton.

I am saying it like this because this is unusual."

[Michael Blaustein @blaucomedy]

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