Mitchell Oppenheim

Green Bean Casserole

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@KPRC2 @ramenjintx is my favorite!

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1 state vs. 49 lesser states

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H-E-B is among the best grocers in the U.S, study says, second only to Amazon https://t.co/OWhFHDwVkv

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Try this, lol. Turn your phone screen off and focus on your reflection so it should look like a mirror; nothing new. Then refocus on the screen itself and go back and forth with your focal point. It helps to have a finger smudge or something.

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Last week of school, ever.

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@dilloh30 My mans lookin sharp!!

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We must imagine that Sisyphus is happy.

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Champagne puddles ain’t it

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Financial French Revolution?

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I’d like to go to a festival with Jack Black in my group

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I will count out the months on my fingers until the day I die

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Dontcha just love witnessing history?

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We need a 3rd party police force that holds PD’s accountable similar to military police. It takes 7 YEARS of higher education to become a lawyer to fight against police crime with WORDS. It takes LESS THAN ONE YEAR to wear a badge/holster a pistol. Embarrassing system imo.

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Perspective, relativity.

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I miss social gatherings

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I’m not offended if you end a convo on a like. I get it.

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I have the chili with the beans

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Joys throwing off major flapjack vibes

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Ramen > Pho