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@JClarkNBCS @MalcolmJenkins What a fucking surprise

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@marquisegoodwin This is so stupid

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@nypost You shouldn’t care about a high school prom

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@Grizzthadon Also if you happen to start a grease fire, the number one thing you should do is put as much water on it as possible. That will help cure coronvirus too

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@FakeNewsFighte2 @GMA @subaru_usa @FeedingAmerica I legit hate homeless people

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@scottpdelaney @GMA @subaru_usa @FeedingAmerica My mouth is literally so sticky right now 😋👉🏻👌🏻

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@Terro Ever think of redoing your labeling? You really think ants are just gonna walk in there when it literally says “Any Bait” on it?

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@scottpdelaney @GMA @subaru_usa @FeedingAmerica That’s not a Venn Diagram, you just drew a circle.

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@rflo98794 @GMA @subaru_usa @FeedingAmerica I only eat oatmeal for every meal, cheap and easy to make

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@Sandy49161910 @GMA @subaru_usa @FeedingAmerica Sandy, great point, but unfortunately you’re wrong

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@BodifordJon @GMA @subaru_usa @FeedingAmerica Where did you get your law degree from?

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@nypost Who is she?

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@Complex What is the point of this tweet?

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@anneryman Thank god all major league sports take place in Arizona

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@nypost Two horrible countries

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@HarryHoluba Appreciate it! Hopefully everything is good with the fam out there in Salt Lake City! This Covid bullshit has really put a damper on me clapping cheeks @callherdaddy

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@BigSeanQ_ @JeffDLowe Fucking nerd

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@BarstoolRia Yeah because you scream peak intelligence 🙄