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still alive for now, but if not then no one could update this anyway. so idk.

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it's not that i make a lot of "good" tweets; it's that i make "a lot" of tweets. for instance, this one.

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SEC tournament should be on the stage of the Grand Ole Opry

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the hyphen and the ampersand in "AT&T U-Verse" making it unsearchable when trying to stream things is amazing

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here are the things that i'm instantly better at again since being back on Twitter
-college basketball
-the economy
-math

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it's terrific to be back

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*TRUMP SAYS REPORTS OF LONG LINES FOR GAS IN CHINA ARE CORRECT

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it is with a heavy heart that i announce my return to twitter. will catch up on the last 2 years of tweets this afternoon. is anyone still here

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i hope everyone's preferred candidates win the election!

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

more like selection day, since everyone is selecting their preferred candidate

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@rjlcolston this dish has been on our menu for years and it's extremely popular

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you bet yer ass it was

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bit's over

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"las squelettes" are my friends...even if they chatter "en français"!

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every meal is a stick-to-your-ribs meal for me

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@Varth_Dader420 muddled satanic references here, let's try to tighten these up as the seasons goes on

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my culture is not your costume(skeleton sweatsuit)

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people have said I look like a young Gene Hackman's bones

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I'd sigh if I could(no lungs)

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Tale as old as time: you buy a gallon of milk, then you end up not having any time for milk that week. Next week, you buy a half gallon, and it's a freakin milk party!

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Getting high

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Me and the guys