Schmeat

Not an astronaut.

[Schmeat @MitchellSmith30]

I would like to personally extend my hand to anyone who is feeling that life has nothing left. It can always get better. Hit me up I can be there for you. Just please never give in.

[dieDoktor @dieDoktor]

They don't want you to know the truth

[Schmeat @MitchellSmith30]

@overflowparking Whole album is in my playlist

[Schmeat @MitchellSmith30]

@overflowparking Hands down, pray for me now

[Shaun Goodwin @ShaunGoodwinID]

This sequence of tweets is absolutely unreal. No way this app is free

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

[Mrs.👩🏽‍💻🔺🐘 @r_smittyy]

Tell them to stop production.

[Joe Bad @JoeBad]

Our father, who art in heaven. Baja be thy blast.

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

we stray further from the light everyday

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Jamie Lee Curtis is currently on her way to the Suez Canal with a can of Activia

[kev @AwestruckVox]

“Celebrities are role models, Lil Nas X is a bad influence on children” this was shoved in my face at the ripe age of 12

[garf,,, @garfpooop]

You should be allowed to play defense at bowling

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Tom Brady the GOAT? Some of y'all forgot

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this

Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Next year's halftime show should be:

Good Charlotte - The Anthem
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
Sum 41- Fat Lip
Paramore - Misery Business
Reunited Blink 182 - Feeling This, All The Small Things, What's My Age Again, Dammit.

I have now solved the Super Bowl and world hunger too.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Aaron Donald is an absolutely incredible player. I love watching him play & he’s headed to the Hall of Fame without question. This has nothing to do with AD personally.

This is me saying what my brother won’t.

TJ played 1 less game and STILL led the NFL in every major category.

[Atum @DefiApes]

How did hedge funds think they stood a chance when this was our training ground?

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

so no one ever manipulated the market before this week do i have that right