Mitochondria Man

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

@Lysosom38405641 We may have had beef in the past, but this is just facts. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

@ValorousVacuole you scared?

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

@ValorousVacuole It’s kinda gross that you guys are left with the waste of the cell. Ew, stinky, poopy. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

@Ribosome4Prez96 You guys keep talking with your 3 tweets. It’s weird I’m so much older than you and the nucleolus used my ATP to create you. Hush hush little organelle. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

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[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

I hate to be this guy, but why do mitochondria just look awesome. We’re so complex it’s actually quite beautiful. Bringing a tear to my eye just thinking about it 🥺 #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

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[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

Diversity is so important to me, you can find me in all Eukaryotic cells, not many other organelles can say that! #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

I just be turning food energy into chemical energy. That has to be good for the economy! #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

@Lysosom38405641 Look who’s talking. The enzymes in the lysosome is what’s doing the breaking down. Do something for yourself for once. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

Hypothetically speaking, if I decided to eliminate all ribosomes from my cell, how bad would that be? I mean they do some translation but use the energy that I make while doing it. Odd… #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

#OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

As mitochondria, I will ensure that we will never have anymore energy problems within these borders. If I have to, I will create the energy myself. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

Weird how the other organelles aren’t tweeting as much as me. Hope you guys still make it to 30. #AllLove #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

What’s up with the chloroplast just making energy out of sunlight. Kinda of envious honestly. I do produce more energy though. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

Just woke up ready to campaign, I just make the ATP for my other organelles to use and for my cell to feed off of. Like be real. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

Just found out that ribosomes make mistakes during translation, that doesn’t make sense. How can someone run for office when they make so many mistakes. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

@CrowellClass Can confirm wholeheartedly. I get quite spooked during halloween.

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

If you can spell “mitochondria” correctly, then you truly are the powerhouse of the spell. #OHSCellCampaign2022

[Mitochondria Man @Mitochon2022]

No problem Tom, anything for a fellow Scientologist, you know that 😉#OHSCellCampaign2022