jolly fun guy

Who wants nachos?
#skol

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The closest thing possible to a statement of purpose for this account.

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@christapeterso mmm chalk

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@purplerainblue You can play baseball at midnight. Its awesome!

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@umbyrella Wolves fans have waited so long for a player worth hating

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@twitersbadboy crying because neither is available where I live

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fighting through a bizarre craving to eat charcoal

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@AnDyVbAtEs 4

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Tested my IQ today and it's a solid 78. Feeling good right now.👍

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@SeanRMoorhead R Kelly

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@momopeche There's the Disgaea series but I can't stress enough how absolutely bonkers it is.

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@twitersbadboy In pog form? Don't tease me.

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@dick_nixon Rivera could and probably pick up a save.

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An IPA that is under 5% ABV is a fucking crime.

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@shitshowdotinfo does showering and shaving count as work?

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@kept_simple @generalslug Making raw beef and unpasteurized milk mandatory is just the right and moral thing to do to your kids.

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Seriously: why are the British so terrible at cooking? Even the Irish have them beat.

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@AliceAvizandum It's gonna rule when they lose the house and then Pelosi gets her third stint as speaker at 90 or whatever.

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tfw you're half way through the semester and still reading Journey to the West.

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@primpker Have kendo stick, will hunt

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@generalslug Only idiots buy planes. Lease it FFS

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@philoso_foster I can't wait to see the boyos in little tuxes for the wedding