Mitt

I'm Mitt Motherfucking Romney the #MORMON, I'm high on #Cocaine RIGHT NOW. These are my heavily drugged political and religious musings. #BLACKLIVESMATTER

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

I AM SOBER AND MARCHING MY WHITE MORMON ASS OFF. #BLM #protest2020 #BlackLivesMattters

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We need more of this.
https://t.co/gWMvXiLPmn

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

YOU WOULD MAKE AN OUTSTANDING MORMON.

[Dr. James Dobson @DrJamesCDobson]

Lord, thank You for the awesome power made available to us through prayer. May all our requests honor You and help release Your very best in our relationship. Amen.

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

@Lawrence That is not what he whispered in Rafalca's ear as he tried to grab that fucking showhorse by the pussy.

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

@sdr_medco A FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHT #winecoolers

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

That tweet looks plagiarized like your last book. #ThirstyAnn

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

He could breathe. His heart stopped. Read the autopsy, you numbskull.

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

I FUCKING DO, CITIZEN.

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

That statement is about as logical as your last plagiarized book. We all know how thirsty you are. #ThirstyAnn

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Inside tip for black America: Any white person becoming emotional over George Floyd's funeral ... does not have any black friends; is uncomfortable around black people, and therefore has to fake an over-reaction.

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

They're both assholes. They're both banned from the #Mittpound.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Something get under your skin, Rudy?😳 https://t.co/QxjaJQe1IU

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

Citizen, you have cracked the code.

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

I used to party with @ChuckGrassley. The man can't hold his wine coolers.

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

His face is still frozen after our little snort-off. What a fucking #lightweight. #Cocaine #VenuzuelanCocaine #PBush

[The Hill @thehill]

George P. Bush says he'll vote for Trump: "Only thing standing between America and socialism” https://t.co/ahXcMGtCUI

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

Looking forward to recording @RandPaul once the #LSD kicks in. He says that it helps him process all of his racism, lies and general buffonery. What a fucking lightweight. #PartyWithMitt

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

I called my boy @newtgingrich and asked if he wanted to do some #VenuzuelanCocaine. He said he couldn't because he was busy plagiarizing another book. I convinced him to send Callista over in his place. She said she would show up with some friends. #PartyWithMitt

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

The goddamn #MittCopter can't lift William Barr's fat ass. We're going to leave him on the dock. #PartyWithMitt

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

That blubbering @GrahamBlog is here at the #Mitpound snorting all my #VenuzuelanCocaine and crying something about an army of escorts after him. I told him not to worry and to follow the President's lead. #FACTS #GOP #ESCORTS #COCAINE #MITT2020

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

@senatemajldr That is the exact opposite of what you said the night you were doing fireball shots in your wife's underwear. Newt and I had to hold you down so you wouldn't fall out of the #MittCopter

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

@AnnCoulter I have you on video, hopping on a La-Z-Boy like a possessed cheerleader, screaming your thirst for this man. Careful what you say when you're on psychopsilocybin, dude. Anne likes to film dumbasses at the #Rompound. #TheMushroomsKnow #AnneKnows #RafalcaKnows #GroverNorquistKnows

[Mitt @Mitt_Romney666]

@elonmusk @EricTrump @AlexBerenson @JeffBezos You and me and a tank of whipits. We need to talk about how you name children on your planet.