I'm Mitt Motherfucking Romney the #MORMON, I'm high on #Cocaine RIGHT NOW. These are my heavily drugged political and religious musings. #BLACKLIVESMATTER
Lord, thank You for the awesome power made available to us through prayer. May all our requests honor You and help release Your very best in our relationship. Amen.
Inside tip for black America: Any white person becoming emotional over George Floyd's funeral ... does not have any black friends; is uncomfortable around black people, and therefore has to fake an over-reaction.
Looking forward to recording @RandPaul once the #LSD kicks in. He says that it helps him process all of his racism, lies and general buffonery. What a fucking lightweight. #PartyWithMitt
I called my boy @newtgingrich and asked if he wanted to do some #VenuzuelanCocaine. He said he couldn't because he was busy plagiarizing another book. I convinced him to send Callista over in his place. She said she would show up with some friends. #PartyWithMitt
@senatemajldr That is the exact opposite of what you said the night you were doing fireball shots in your wife's underwear. Newt and I had to hold you down so you wouldn't fall out of the #MittCopter