Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name)

Currently starring in The Yorkshire Dogger. Exploring the car-parks of the Huddersfield area.

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

A political quiz. You must answer 3 out of 3 correctly if you are fit to cast a vote in elections.

1 Which country has Hartlepool been in since 2010 ?

2 Which party has governed the UK since 2010 ?

3 Whose governance has led to Hartlepool being 'left behind' since 2010 ?

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

Bye then. Hasta la vista.

[W.J. Bird 🇵🇸 @williamjohnbird]

Not much of a threat is it?

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

@MittensOff Are they in The Village in Manchester ?

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

@Conservatives

[Cardinal Biggles McFerryFace #FBPE 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦 @CardinalBiggle2]

#Jenrick #Jenrickout #Kent

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Small and Boats 🛥️

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

Waste Of 10cc

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

Name the Band.

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

@QprEver Johnson the Tory liar was booted out in disgrace.
Haaaaaaaahahahahaha

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

@UnityNewsNet Looks like a right-wing moron to me. Surrounded by others.
Was probably being a racist c***.

[Simon Gilbert ⚒️ @simon_gunyah]

When Gary Lineker suggested that the government’s language was reminiscent of 1930s Europe , Tories howled .
He was right and Gauleiter Jenrick has now hit a new low . What a vile government this is .
#GeneralElectionNow

[Denis @DD1958]

And this is why I adore Lineker. He pisses off all the right people.

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

Saggers is just a typical right-wing shill.
To be swatted away.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I never said that. Stop making things up. I don’t like any interruptions in sport. Whether it’s a demonstration or when it rains and play stops, I feel for the athletes. However, I also don’t like the thought of the dreadful consequences of climate change and how it’s being dangerously ignored. 👍🏻

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

@elonmusk Please explain why I have only had bots such as this since you took ownership of Twitter ?
Is it because you are simply incompetent ?
If not, then why is it ?

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

@JohnMol34875666 Thick as mince

[Musk is weird @SueLeaky]

@SueSuezep Holmes & GB News - a match made in heaven*

*or the other place

https://t.co/da8oy8SnYp

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

One in three disabled children going without meals due to the Cost of Living crisis.

Sunlit Uplands.

I don't see GB News or the Mail, Sun or Express ranting over that.

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

#WinoSongs
10,000 Years On The QC

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"I would like to just deal with the facts if that's ok".

Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries disputes journalists' interpretation of Sue Gray's report.

The 12-page document had 'some quite useful, accurate, observations and recommendations', she adds.

https://t.co/Xf6o9u0kaR

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

All last weekend Coronation shite

All this weekend Eurovision shite

FFS @BBCNews what will I get all next weekend ? Leeds 'king United extravaganza ? #htafc

[Palestine Action Supporter @Bliadhnaichean]

@hausofrushdi @leighbooker #FreeParkingForNHSstaff🏥🚗

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

Most of us have never chosen to be locked up with lots of other men

Loser

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Most of you have never shadow-boxed 10 rounds in a 200-degree sauna while listening to Tyrese as your workout music.

Then you have the audacity to wonder why you don’t get any pussy.

[Joe Bidet (Probably Not My Real Name) @Mitt_Ruminant]

@Conser

[Anna Soubry 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🖤🤍 @Anna_Soubry]

What a disgrace #Jenrick is - not a scrap of humanity, compassion or understanding. A man whose ambition far outweighs any ability.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Jenrick is a Govt minister

Jenrick went on TV

Jenrick told a big lie

Jenrick therefore broke ministerial code & a Nolan principle

Jenrick will face no consequences because our political system requires our unaccountable PM to hold him to account.