Jaimes

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

@CorrodedParadox Futomaki roll is my favorite!

[Paradox 🫀 @CorrodedParadox]

🍣 GIVEAWAY 🍣

Winner will get a salmon lanyard in the size of their choice!

🍣 RULES 🍣
- must be following me
- like + rt
- comment your favorite sushi for another entry

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[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

"Papaya, God's medicine."

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

"Didn't that happen to you once?" "OH yeah, I ate 400 tic tacs and got soooooo sick."

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

Arugula is a scourge on this planet.

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

There is still one hill I'm willing to die on: reg Blue Moon (@BlueMoonBrewCo) is better than shock top (@ShockTop).

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

Also, stop stereotyping short girls, yes I can drink a lot, sorry you can't. Do better nerd

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

Grown adults that don't have children but they are fully engulfed in little league baseball creep me out

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

@CorrodedParadox I'm loving the Late Train one!

[Paradox 🫀 @CorrodedParadox]

🎉 GIVEAWAY 🎉

Winner will get a small tapestry of their choice!

🎉Rules🎉

- must be following me

- like and retweet

- comment which design you’d want for an extra entry

More info below!

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

"It's not easy for women to teach math, a lot of men are a lot smarter with that" a lady at the brewery

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

I just want to say, 2025 fuck you but not the horse you rode in on. I don't condone that kind of behavior.

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

"Are you a bible student? Are you a bible student? Are you a student of the bible?"

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

Why can't your kids still be into beyblades? Last christmas was the best, letting it rip with out a care in the world.

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

Naughty Dog is a game company, not a sex position you uncultured swine.

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

Who sips on a rum?!

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

Your pets should always be number one in your life whether they were there before someone or came after

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

They bleeped out thongs

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

If you drink rum on the rocks you can't be trusted

[Jaimes @MittensOfFury]

You have a full ass dog and you're petting the lady? What the fuck is wrong with you