Michael Kurtz

Manage Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinnati!

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Just favorited "Gourmet Grooves Part 108 (June 16 2023 - Diversity o…" by Ben Welham on Mixcloud https://t.co/EPdcjVD6Ds

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Favorited "Defected Radio Most Rated 2017 Pt.2 w/ Karizma - 15.12.17" https://t.co/DkOFQAwITz by @DefectedRecords

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I just met a lady with the most beautiful red flags I have ever seen.

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Just favorited "Defected Radio Show: Paige Tomlinson & Rio Tashan Ta…" by @DefectedRecords on Mixcloud https://t.co/dozq7SCpLm

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My ex was a cocaine bear.

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George Santos claims he has classified documents in his house also.

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I called my ex girlfriend onions because she ruined everything unless she was fried.

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Just loved "Fuseamania Live From Sunshine Sessions at OTR Stillhouse 6-26-2022" by Fuseamania on @mixcloud https://t.co/Er4QWnw8WA

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Favorited "Defected Radio Show Hosted by Monki - 11.11.22" https://t.co/lv8niMyEb9 by @DefectedRecords

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@MayorOfFartTown Edgy

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@igobyshaena You can take pips.

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People say there is no such thing as a free lunch. I say bullshit. I just walked into Jersey Mikes and grabbed a bag off the counter. Thanks Amber Johnson for the free lunch. No onions next time.

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@CincyBrewHaHa starts tomorrow!

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I couldn’t get @thatchaddaniels to perform at this years @CincyBrewHaHa so I got the girl from TikTok that lip syncs his skits.

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I asked this bucket on a date today.

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Just found out my countertop is quartz, I took it for granite.

I’ll show myself out.

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How to get a week off work.

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I’ve been watching videos on Tik Tok where someone asks someone for money on the streets and when they give it they turnaround and give them $5,000. I’m out $752 today.

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Me: Glasses are sexy!

Her: (pulls out her readers)

Me: Not those kind.

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The lady at Arbys just said “we can’t make a shake, because we lost a part to the machine cleaning it.” I replied, “that’s funny because you lost all of your teeth from not cleaning them.”