thesquirrel

always looking for a 🥜

[thesquirrel @Mixtual]

the grinch trying to scare cindy

[Lieutenant Seblon @canufuckmesexy]

Me when my hair is sea weed in water

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

Gary the Snail:

[giffy @giffyonline]

I like to COOK and I love to BAKE
BREAD and COOKIES and PIES and CAKES

[Just Ken @YoungerPope]

Why did they make the guy record all his dialogue after having his wisdom teeth pulled

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[Dominicans Against Charli XCX 🇩🇴 @pissedmythong]

When I found out the pen I bought was made in Thailand

[edna @edna_days]

nancy mace seeing a dog

[Bee ♡︎༅ @mizukabeth]

as a lesbian smosh fan I do not give a FUCK if Amanda Lehan-Canto says dyke around her dyke friends who give her the okay to do it around them sorry if you do

[esteban 🅴 @el_este144]

& i hope yall stop dragging amanda & start dragging the two hosts of that podcast for not educating her & encouraging her to say it

[rae @raereturns]

When I’m arguing with Stephen Hawking and he pulls out his computer talk pad

[alex @perfectllover]

g*ga will birth the antichrist

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

fly high angel

[chris @wheresmywigggg]

DOLLY NOOOOOOOOO 😭

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

🚨WE ARE EXPANDING!!!🚨
CakeHoarder Games will be absorbing the next door unit! Stay posted 😎🙏🍰

[Andrew🤍 @whitedmnds_]

oh so they hate waffles???

[Benn Jordan @bennjordan]

Flock takes their privacy very seriously.

But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways.

Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.

[ty🎧 is seeing ninajirachi @tyoffseason]

this is iconic

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

let’s eat shit with mama

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

you know its tea when you see those two trannies tucking