Miz's Dad

I hate my son.

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

My son actually stole his catchphrase from me. When he was born I looked at my wife's vagina and said "Really?......Really?.....Really?"

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

November 2021 - Hangman enters the ring for a contact signing to face Kenny Omega, despite his poor penmanship.

September 2023 - Hangman has improved in many facets the last two years, but penmanship is not one of them.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

Action Andretti out here selling the fireball at a damn charity event. Holy shit this kid GETS IT.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

@cartridgepink Can’t wait to put on my new Abraham Lincoln hat and go see a fun show!

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

Y’all see me whup some mutha fuckin’ ass at my Mania debut tonight?

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

Can’t wait to get this time-filling, garbage, opening match over. I’m here to see KO!!!!!!!

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

Lies. Michael didn’t just get off the phone with me. I have him blocked. Annoying turd.

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

It’s true. I told Michael I loved him and was proud.

I mean, it was a lie of course. But it got him out of my way so I could go pimp on Mandy Rose backstage.

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

About to hit the ring. Just chatting up Vince in gorilla. Calm and collected...here I go.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

Titus O’Neil - “I touched Vince’s elbow once and got suspended for 90 days.”

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

Carmella - Cash it in!

Chioda - You watch Raw last night?

Carmella - Cash it in!

Chioda - Angle said TNA.

Carmella - Cash it in!

Chioda - You see the ten year-old tag champ?

Carmella - Cash it in!

Chioda - Yeah...I work with his dad.

#SDLive

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

Papa Georgio in da house!! Hall of Fame....I'm here!

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

So stoked for the rematch at the next PPV!! #WWEPayback

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

Picked up this country music CD from Target this week from some new band named Table For 3.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

I don't think it's TV-PG anymore. #HIAC

[Nerd Ferguson @Nerd_Ferguson_]

#WWEDenver #RAW

[James Ellsworth @EllsworthWWERaw]

The Face that Runs the Place just lost to the Chin that Got the Pin.

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

I was on TV!!

[James Ellsworth @EllsworthWWERaw]

AJ Styles is an asshole

[Miz's Dad @MizFather]

I wish that Jagger kid was my son.

[CM Punk UFC Stats @CMPunkUFCStats]

Days Since UFC Signing: 644

Total MMA Fights: 1
Record: 0-1
Total Strikes Landed: 0