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Kim Kardashian Gets Paid Millions For Her Naked Pictures, Whilst Girls In Mzansi Only Do It For 100+ Likes

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Can't Satan Just Apologize To God,So We Can Go Back To The Garden Of Eden And Live There Naked Cause Clothes Are Really Expensive Nowadays!

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2014 it was side chick. 2015 its Deputy girlfriend

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Shout out to all those who are checking in at universities mara they passed with a "H"

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When your ex takes you back you gotta whisper : "yizo yizo the return baba" in her ear during sex

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Imagine if HIV results were printed on the newspaper with ur names next to them.

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Some people were posting their report cards on December but today they're nervous about their Matric results uhm okaaaaay

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Done with that

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You slept with someone you met for the first time yesterday and your still wishing for a great 2015? Owwwwwkay!!

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Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book " - Write a good one , 2015

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As U Get Older Three Things Happen. The First Is Ur Memory fades slowly..., And I Cnt Remember The Other Two

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Black girls don't sleepwalk cause bathanda imoto too much!!!

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If A Girl Starts An Argument With "First Of All" You Better Run, Because She Has Data, Pie Charts, Line Graphs, Theories To Prove You Wrong

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Have you ever had SEX so good when you THINK about it YOU FEEL IT :P :P

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Kissing your man is not a problem, problem is how you do it.Stop making sounds like a car crash"krrr kerr tjapxa tjapxa"!Let it be sweet

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Bleaching your skin is not a problem, the problem is having white face, yellow hands, chocolate lips and black legs. 72 colors chickita

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My goal in 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should have done in 2013 because I made a promise in 2012 and planned in 2011

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White Person - Hello Everyone Black Person: Hellos

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We girls don't get mad that hoes want you.. We get mad that you entertain those hoes

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World population 7,810,563,694,658 Just in case niggas be feeling irreplaceable