Comedian MizT

Author of Celibacy: What Was I Thinking? Speaker & Comedian. A woman of many flavors! Contact: MizTComedy at and make your event memorable!

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I gave my patient the results of her sleep study: “It looks like you stopped breathing in your sleep over 65 times per hour.”
Her response: “Did I start back?”

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Today's One-Liner: Life is like a mirror; we get the best results when we smile at it.

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You know you can't cook when - Your homemade bread can be used as a door stop.

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