Coll

I laugh at my own jokes & at inappropriate times. Mummy to 1, minder to many. Watch too much t.v. Says 'Bellend' alot! Half arsed about most things.

[Coll @Mizmummy]

@maxandmummyblog I'd hit the block button. Just because he's family doesn't mean he's not toxic.

[Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley]

Detoxing from sugar..not pretty...my brain is not working ... I can't remember ........a fucking thing

[Coll @Mizmummy]

@stevie_couch You share my boy's birthday 😍 On another note, 36 here too and certain I left school only last week 🤔😆

[Coll @Mizmummy]

@miss_amy_qb Yeah man

[Coll @Mizmummy]

Yikes I'm back for the first time since November! So erm I kinda had a baby.😳☺

[Coll @Mizmummy]

May be 35 yet still sometimes occasionally now and and again have to google how long to boil an egg for. #Soz.

[Coll @Mizmummy]

Kim-Joy’s skirt has got to be a fire hazard. I can’t watch!🙈😂 #GBBO

[Coll @Mizmummy]

Not functioning much today. Awake since before 4am 🙄

[Coll @Mizmummy]

@perrigame Your Spoons post is doing the rounds again 😆

[Coll @Mizmummy]

@ali_29 There’a no beating #LineofDuty for me!

[Coll @Mizmummy]

@Ant_Daley @Twickets Sorry just sold them tonight 😞

[Coll @Mizmummy]

2 tickets to see Paul Smith in Manchester on Friday 12th Oct. Only want £40 for the pair as can no longer go 😞 @Twickets Please RT.

[Coll @Mizmummy]

I found you in my thoughts this morning Kate. I still miss your tweets.😞 @IAmWitWitWoo #bemorewitwitwoo

[Coll @Mizmummy]

Why is Dan Wooton talking about Strictly like he gives a shit? Sure he was calling them all nobody’s at the beginning 🤔 #Lorraine

[Coll @Mizmummy]

Who came up with 7 year old kids making a Roman shield for their homework?🙈 Surely could have been a school project as part of their topic! 😩

[Coll @Mizmummy]

Not sure I can cope much more being a member of Channel Mum on Facebook. Honestly ladies, your 1 year old does not give a shit what you get them for Christmas!🙈😩 1 lady just posted asking about getting rid of her fringe before her baby comes!🙄

[Coll @Mizmummy]

When’s Kayode gonna drop that he used to be in Blazin’ Squad?🤔😆 #TheAppentice @Twitprentice

[Coll @Mizmummy]

“I’ve got a smile that could power National Grid”😆😆😆 Give this man a job immediately! #TheApprentice @bbcapprentice

[Coll @Mizmummy]

Kaz is already card marking any slags 😆 #TheApprentice