I dont like telling people that I’m a death note fan because they always think I only watched it for the light and L sex scenes where they were being extremely loud and sweaty and making out and frotting all over the place, when I truly did watch it for the plot.
watching the life slowly fade from your eyes as i strangle you, just to immediately release your throat and see you gasping desperately for air, arouses me more than it really should.
the post where i say dick becomes a hit tweet and yet the fixed post where i actually say duck gets nowhere near as many likes. what does this say about us as a society? nothing. but i still fucking hate all of you