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Holonis is LIT right now. Follow me on there. Username is Memes

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Holonis is the most ADDICTING app i've ever used. Literally love it. If you haven't got on the new wave yet, join Holonis now before it's too late. The community on the app is so nice and there are so many cool people and celebrities on the app!

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FORREAL, if you have not downloaded Holonis in the app store, you're silly. Tons of celebrities, models, and cool people on the app. Check it out!

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CALLING ALL COLLEGE STUDENTS!!! Win some money for your spring break by posting your best spring break photo on Holonis- click the link for more details- Good luck! https://t.co/klz2Abp2P1

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short, I could pay for college, a semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

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When in doubt nap it out

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"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book"
Book: "she was born in 1978"
Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"

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Remember in school when u were sitting in class and contemplating on asking to go to the bathroom so u can kill some time during that class but some asshole raised his hand and beat u to it so now u have to wait at least 15 minutes after he came back to ask? Ya fuck those moments

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SOCIAL ANXIETY IS SO FUCKIN ANNOYING LIKE U START TO PANIC OR THINK UR EMBARRASSING YOURSELF WHILE DOING NORMAL THINGS LIKE WAITING WALKING PAST TRAFFIC OR TYPING IN PUBLIC OR ANSWERING PHONE CALLS OR FUCKIN ORDERING A COFFEE IN CAFÉ, LIKE DAMN BITCH CAN I JUST LIVE MY LIFE

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"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book"
Book: "she was born in 1978"
Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"

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Excited to announce that Spree has officially launched nationwide today! What is spree? Have 120 second conversations and if you last the full 120 seconds, it becomes a match in your inbox! So cool! Download today in the app store!

https://t.co/Iz4lbRXjmm

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Download SPREE in the app store! What is spree? Have 120 second conversations and if you last the full 120 seconds, it becomes a match in your inbox! Imagine tinder but without having to match to start a conversation! Check it out at the link below 👇

https://t.co/VKH2EogZxk

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The best #ValentinesDay SPEED DATING app just launched called Spree. It's AMAZING! Good bye Tinder, Hello Spree! Check out Spree now in the app store.

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Spree just launched in the app store. The FIRST ever real-time Speed Dating app. Check it out! It's like Snapchat met Tinder. #Spree

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"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book"
Book: "she was born in 1978"
Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"

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Even Donald Trump is down. Download Holonis in the app store to see what he's talking about during the #SuperBowl

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*spends $140 on “textbook”*
*gets holepunched paper wrapped in plastic*
“alright $120 more for the homework access code or you can’t pass the class”

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idea: a dining hall that stays open all night because we're college students who paid for the dining plan and eat and sleep at odd times

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hate when ppl use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like "sry i can't help it im a scorpio." no Susan you're just a bitch.

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sleeping next to my notes hoping it goes into my brain by osmosis