mike spelled m-i-k-e

Vegan for animals, the environment, and my health. Classic sales bro. Reality TV junkie.

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

@peacock is robbing me. I can't cancel my account because I moved out of country and they keep charging me every month with zero customer support available. please help me.

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

RIP Pork Pie #ChimpEmpire

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

Me screaming at the TV for Tiffany to wake up!!! #LoveIsBlind

[gnatalee @nattaleeeee]

My husband just opened our back door and yelled “BRING IT ON HOME JOHN B” then closed the door

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

My wife: we need wills, how do we do that?

Me: there’s gotta be an app or something? Deathly??

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

This latest #HandmaidsTale episode made no sense

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

Bartise and his whole family #LoveIsBlind

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

Twitter layoffs? War in Europe? The economy is crashing? Matts tattoo??? How much worse can things get? #LoveIsBlind

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

Rules for driving in #Colorado

1: drive a Subaru
2: if you can’t do 1, make sure whatever car you drive has some sort of dumb looking attachment like a bike rack or one of those cargo pods on the roof
3: bumper stickers that express how much you like to hike

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

Me: checks my notifications

Nextdoor: Package thief!…..

#LA

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

What did ASAP and Rihanna name their son. These are my most probable options.

Rihocky
Rihasap
Asanna
Ra$ap

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

The fact that the police are afraid of being outgunned by an AR-15 is all the evidence I need as to why they should be banned. Agree/disagree?

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

Great replacement theory? Good! Sounds like we’d just have less mass shootings

[Louis Riddick @LRiddickESPN]

A lot of bad things becoming normalized and ignored because…well…they are treated like normal things now. Routinely walking into a grocery store alone/with your family should not cost you your life. WTF are we even doing. Seriously.

[Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora]

This country values the right to civilian access to assault riffles - and ridiculous quantities of artillery - more than life itself. These domestic terrorist attacks are driven by the same racism and hatred that defines one political party, and are sickeningly predictable

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

BLACK
LIVES
MATTER!!!

Fuck you if you think otherwise

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

18 year olds shouldn’t have assault rifles and body armor…. Oh wait, nobody should have that

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

Fake Chris Harrison used to be enough for me to watch #TemptationIsland but when they brought Deac back and expected us to be like “oh yeah Deac!”……. Who the fuck is Deac?!

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

My wife and I’s wine night has taken a dark turn watching @mattearoach lose and then fucking Miguel dies on #ThisIsUs ?!

[mike spelled m-i-k-e @MizzySchlizzy]

Miguel fucking died? #ThisIsUs