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[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

I wish dancing was socially acceptable everywhere, no matter the situation🕺

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Full disclosure: I showed them Spiderman 1 & 2 and told them it was Deadpool 1 & 2. #Deadpool3

[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

@Jaimi_Marie THIS IS AMAZING. Also, I is someone

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@KatGroezinger If I used chapstick maybe

[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

@Jaimi_Marie Why do you think I'll have a bullhorn? It's so I can safely, verbalize how I'd kick your ass from a distance

[kdot ➐ @just_kdot]

nobody:

me at the club: 🗣 WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?

[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

It sucks to work inside all day when it's so nice out.

[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

@ForestKingler

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@Jaimi_Marie It was the force. I typed that as I was at the restaurant picking up mine 😂

[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

I don't understand people who don't like Chinese food... like have you ever had sesame chicken??

[Wingstop @wingstop]

If you like free wings, you better RT this.

[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

Do I like my job? Yes. Do I want to work today? No.

[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

I really don't need a nice car for me... I need one for the 3 dogs I'll have

[James @CaucasianJames]

dudes dress up nicer for golf than they do for dates

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@ForestKingler

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@ForestKingler

[Flipper @MjFlipper_95]

@ForestKingler Based on the look, you don't need a nice one, just one with some character 😂

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