Jimmie Murage mj 🇰🇪

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[Jimmie Murage mj 🇰🇪 @MjMurage]

Men with the biggest hearts attract the most draining, disloyal, disrespectful & difficult women.

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

Use condoms guys! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.
😔🥺

[sinovuyomondliwa @sinovuyo001]

Nobody hates you more than a woman who gets caught cheating in a relationship..
Note this 😂😂

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

many married women are getting fvcked by their bosses at work.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Till death, a man is always on his prime. Keep pushing Champ.💪🏽

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The most expensive mistake a man can make is being with the wrong woman. No matter your level as a man, you will pay dearly.

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

Use condoms! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.

[ivan @Ivan_ahecho]

Us leaving the party early so that we can go back and have sex

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

[Alex @alex65971512]

Whoever invented ngumus was definitely into BDSM

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Women live longer than men because women don't have wives.

[c @cctrlaltdeleted]

men be like: im sorry you're going through this. can i see your pussy by chance?

[Ϝ๏reign kid⋆⁺ @XF0reignn]

Unaweza pata weta na mudavadi wanapenda ruto juu ya kuku zake

[Judy @JudyWagathigi]

A man was created to start a family not to join a family. Period!!

[IZZOH @Newtonnizzoh]

Singoo mom's pale talking stage be like "niko na kamoja I wish kangekuwa kako."

[Disco 💙💙💙 @modisemoletsane]

N0 PENlS is bigger than a baby's head. Stop unnecessary screaming during sex, that nonsense should end today.😂 😂

[MATOJA @sosteene]

Nimekuwa nikisoma Bible na Hosea has lost my respect alioa aje malaya .

[✨ Janet 🇰🇪 @wanjiiru_ML]

Mwanaume anaweza kuwa mgonjwa and if you go check up on him anakudinyaa 😭😭😂

[Jimmie Murage mj 🇰🇪 @MjMurage]

Ruto has launched a project in foreign land where the president of that country has no idea. Mama Samia Suluhu amewaka moto hapana machesoo!!🥲😂😂😂😂😂

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

Choose your life partners wisely, don’t marry for money or looks.🥹

Watch till the end. 😣

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Proposed fees for playing Kenyan music in matatus, bars, and retail shops