Larry Fisherman 🧌

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[404oops @oops4041555]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

NO
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NO
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BOO
BOOOOOOOO

[LandedIt 🔜 CEO 2026 @XLandedIt]

When I get a little time off work and get a taste of unemployment

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

dropping all agendas on cucurella

just found out he grows out his hair because his child has autism and that’s the only way he can recognize his father on the pitch

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

this is what the kids are watching instead of suite life of zach & cody btw

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’m such a deadbeat family member, I don’t call anybody 😭😂

[Larry Fisherman 🧌 @MjNinho]

Wait, where are my retweets? 👀.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

First time I disappointed a girl financially I knew that shit was for me

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

SOCON MY BALLS NIGGGA RAHHHHHHH

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽 @uLuyanda_Gama]

To be given? YES
To give? Unganya

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

Nigga thought he was gay till last week

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.

[Chef Ore💜 @_b_haleemat]

Document your life mehn, you don’t even have to post it.

[JT @ThatDamnJosh_]

Niggas watching the Odyssey but don’t watch they own kids

That shit is ODD TO SEE

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[ashe @ashebytes]

you've gotta be more afraid of wasting your life than embarrassing yourself