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[MJ @Mjaffe00]

@TripleDTrader @epictrades1 How often has Tim Cook bought nke shares

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

I asked Grok to create a pdf of its reply to export this morning. It created a link to a downloadable file that said “Download the pdf here” a number of times but the link to download was to an https://t.co/XPvlcmIiRL error page It wasn’t able to create the pdf even though it kept replying it could.

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

@SRxTrades Checklist

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

@elonmuskADO 9

[Jonah Lupton @JonahLupton]

I've partnered with @CelsiusOfficial @TrendSpider and @theTIKR to do a year end giveaway to THREE of my Twitter friends/followers.

In order to qualify you have to retweet this post and be following all three of those accounts above plus @JonahLupton (me)

We're using https://t.co/Ayz6Z5pmIC to select the THREE winners which is why you have to follow these rules.

Here's what the THREE winners will get:
- 12 months of @TrendSpider Elite
- 3 cases of $CELH @CelsiusOfficial (you choose the flavors)
- 6 months of @theTIKR Pro
- 6 months to any of my investment services on Substack, Seeking Alpha or Stocktwits

We're planning to pick the winners on Friday morning, we will DM you directly (because we'll need your contact info) but I'll also post the winners publicly.

I partnered with @TrendSpider and @theTIKR because they are awesome services and I use them every single day.

I think everyone knows I'm obsessed with @CelsiusOfficial and have been for ~4 years so I'm glad I can give away some free cases.

PS: I'm not getting anything out of this; this is not a paid promo and I'm not even posting my referral links.

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

iPhone autocorrect: f#cking up one liners since 2007.

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

In television re enactments, the real person is always a c rated version of their acting counterpart. #disappointing

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

No one knows me less than iPhone autocorrect...

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

Rajeed in the initial game play of this snl sketch is iPhone spellcheck...http://t.co/gfoW8rvO

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

Abu Nazir should have asked Brody to upper decker the VP's private bathroom instead. #homeland ...

[Josh Comers @joshcomers]

What all those songs of heartbreak don't tell you is how Taylor likes to be choked.

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

For perspective, I'm already much more wasted than I was during Irene and this storm is just starting. This storm is crazy! #hurricanesandy

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

Bloomberg has best sign language girl ever!!! #hurricanesandy

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

If they get on CNN and say we're also out of coffee, people are going to lose it in NYC! #hurricanesandy

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

Facebook should change "people you may know" to "people you may dislike".

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

Listen to "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. Insert "Upper Decker" for "Amadeus" in chorus. Sing improved chorus many, many times. #UDNation

[MJ @Mjaffe00]

What would contradict the purpose for a product more than a reversible condom? #meshcondom

[Mayo Clinic @MayoClinic]

Did you know you can follow us in Spanish, too? Siguenos hoy en español @ClinicaMayo.