I was intimidated to get a smoker because people always brought up their 16 hour brisket nightmare. But it is genuinely so easy and hard to fail anything you cook.
We have done fish, pork, beef, chicken, pineapple! You name it. You put it in there, and it is delicious
Let’s be thankful for today plus, enjoy our evening in our homes.
We are blessed w shelter and food!
Pulled and smoked pork along with w a salad for supper- what’s on your menu??
May Gods presence help you rest easy this autumn evening.
It took me an hour and a half, but I cleaned both bathrooms AND unclogged my bathroom sink. It involved unhooking pipes and getting black gunk out of the plumbing with a plastic snake. I don’t want to know what the black gunk was. I’m exhausted now.
I'm taking my truck to the dealership tomorrow for service and I've slredy made up my mind to reject all offers to upgrade. So help me God. The day I bought this one, I only went for an oil change.
Inside a Buc-ee's with 120 gas pumps, an employee slammed a butcher knife against a stainless steel counter like a war drum.
"FRESH BRISKET ON THE BOARD!"
Instant formation.
Eighty men stopped in their tracks, executed a synchronized pivot, and moved toward the meat station in a unified, aggressive wedge.
A call to arms! If I break discipline, the line collapses!
I fell into formation behind a man carrying three jugs of sweet tea, matching his stride.
"Hold the right flank!" the man barked, not looking back.
"Flank is secured!" I replied.
A woman with a stroller tried to cut the corner. I stood rigid like an iron gate. She retreated toward the beef jerky wall.
"Clean intercept, buddy!"
"The path is open!"
The butcher raised the yellow-wrapped package high. The man lunged forward, grabbed two steaming sandwiches, and shoved one directly against my ribs.
"Take point! To the registers!"
I clutched the warm parcel like a sacred imperial decree.
We broke through the beaver merchandise displays, slammed our cards against the scanners, and reached the safety of the truck bed without losing a drop of barbecue sauce.
The man tore open his wrapper, took a massive bite, and let out a guttural groan.
"Smoked sixteen hours over Texas post oak," he said, tapping my shoulder with a greasy knuckle. "If you ever go back to your country, don't tell them about this place. They'll try to invade us."
my lemonade car insurance bill was $166.
for two teslas. A 2026 model y and a 2025 model 3.
that’s with 3 roadtrips too over the last month.
thank you @Lemonade_Inc $LMND
Not so long ago, the Porsche 996 was the affordable driver's 911. I don't know what you guys did, but now even 996 GT3s are above six figures. At this rate, the only attainable Porsche will soon be a 924.
Having to get a personal loan just to sell back the car that I got from the same exact dealership literally less than two months ago is the STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
⚠️ No one is talking about this Model Y Refresh.
Tesla basically just added a $2,000 option for FREE.
On Oct 1st, Tesla updated the Model Y specs:
• 0-60 went from 4.6s to 4.3s
-new builds only, not a software update
-the theory is, the new model y got a new front motor
-matching other markets (~176kW vs ~142kW)
Why this is a DEAL:
the $2,000 accel boost used to get you 4.2s
now a stock model y is basically that… for free
is a Model Y Performance still worth it for $8,000 more?