Michael“The Hazer” Carlzyn

Tennessee class of 98’, Handicap +1.2, Daycare franchise owner, 500+ connections, Junior Club Champion

[Michael“The Hazer” Carlzyn @Mjhazespledges]

Finally an sec couple that makes since #would

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I’m da boy

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Didn’t know Florence beef #arbys

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Peaked

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Obtained my black belt at what cost

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East coast pow hits different

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@molesterjes It’s calc one pal. Lock in

[Jerry “J Bone” Bonner M.D. @HTudiks77]

I was in line but apparently this urinal was promised to him 3000 years ago #zohran

[Frank @FireMeUpFrank]

Lewinsky this, banger that. Let’s get back to make to what this app and this nation so great. Ryan Day, you are FUCKED.

[Michael“The Hazer” Carlzyn @Mjhazespledges]

Vols by a million

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Vols by 1000000

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Burn all of Alabama

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@molesterjes Let’s get sendy

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Holy Ferda #fullsend #nelk #touse

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Living up to my name #MJsthegoat

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@Petergetsit69 @thehooob Life is not going well. Have to start going to other schools to get play.

[Michael“The Hazer” Carlzyn @Mjhazespledges]

@rawdogearl what is this fit. #shrink

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Holy ferd. Hope I get a bid tomorrow from pike!!!! #pikespike #ferdafest

[Michael“The Hazer” Carlzyn @Mjhazespledges]

Pour one out for the end of rush #warehouse #touse

[Michael“The Hazer” Carlzyn @Mjhazespledges]

Just moved in. #letsgetsendy