Mjomba Bernard

Accountant. Christian. Husband & Father.

[#MenEndFGM @TonyMwebia]

Serious earth Tremor in Ruaka. #Earthquake

[Erimus Sports @ErimusSports]

Kamaru Usman ❌
Charles Oliveira ❌
Israel Adesanya ❌

The UFC landscape has changed in 2022 #UFC281

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@FauzKhalid @itsRAMZE hii ndio ndoige ya mtu kazi Mandonga

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This one cracked me as well #DeputyPresidentialDebate2022 @paulinenjoroge

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

James Smart: How much is Kerosene?

R. Gachagua: I don’t go to the supermarket

[Mjomba Bernard @MjombaBernard]

From todays #DeputyPresidentialDebate2022 Gachagua won UDA some good milage.

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@skmusyoka @TheWiperParty @PalomaGatabaki SMH

[Australian Talk @australiantalk]

Chimaev brought the Smeesh & Burns brought his sledgehammers 🚨
#ChimaevBurns #UFC273 #MMA

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@citizentvkenya @TrevorOmbija Kwame owino is speaking facts.. no position as opposition leader that owes kenyans explanation. Parliament needs to wake up!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Kwame Owino: It is not possible under any mathematical figure to have had Kenya’s debt at 4 trillion. Kenya Kwanza needs to recheck those figures
#MondayReport
@TrevorOmbija

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@Muyumba @WilliamsRuto Madam Ambassador @Muyumba you might have a point but try diplomatic ways of addressing the point. The timing (election period) and platform (social media) is not the best approach.

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@itsRAMZE Kiongos... am happy for you.

[KRA Care @KRACare]

Are you a consultant/professional & has received a withholding income tax certificate? Here's how you file your tax returns #Tujijenge

[Mjomba Bernard @MjombaBernard]

This Man @WilliamsRuto... The 5th.. #RutoOnCitizenTV

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@ntvkenya As KOT family we need to fight the visible enemy now.. UK Adviser. @ntvkenya

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@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care 14106045751 check my prepaid meter. Am currently purchasing a unit at 30 shillings. Ridiculously expensive.

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@KenyaPower_Care
Kindly check my Prepaid meter number 14106045751. Recently am buying a unit for more than 30bob.
That's ridiculously expensive. What could be the issue?
#kplccustomercare

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@Arsenal Poor Gunners #ArtetaOut

[Ludacris @Ludacris]

Why Tip Toe Thru Life To Arrive Safely at Death?

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@KenyanTraffic The dead guy.. I assume is 'E'