Mjomba☣️🐥

kusnitch labda unitoboe ulimi‼️🔞

[Kenyaan_coco @Kenyan_Coco]

Unaita watu kumi fake friends huoni ni wewe unawasumbua.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

These women are still dreaming about marrying rich men even after dominating the job market by 50%? You de mumu!

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

"I Don't Date Broke Men" Babake hana hata baiskeli pekee, smh!! 😂💔🚮🚮

[Môshkï @Mr_Moshki]

Night boner imeamka once nikiwa huku cell ikavunja vikombe zote hii police station

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gmail: someone changed your Twitter password😂

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

According to me, kama tulikua na plans na wewe it's officially cancelled if it starts raining

[Wanye kest @Rishzone]

Indian porn can be used to cure porn addiction

[🥷🍿 @BigdihGeetau]

Mkiwa talking stage ebu uliza huyo dem kama ako na pesa uone akikulenga

[T-BAG🇰🇪 @tbagcity]

Ukimbao for more than 1hr shida inaweza kua gani
From dms ofcourse.

[SiMi😋 @Siimiike_]

Madem ukiwa bed na chali na yeye ndiyo ako juu alafu aanze kutetemeka miguu jua ameanza kusikia baridii😂😂

[IYANU🤎 @IYANU_53]

When you already masturbated twice and your girlfriend arrived unannounced.

[Unakaa poa @unatakakulia]

na mkiona burning bush msitoe sandals bana ni sisi tunawaka

[Artins🇰🇪 @martinsstony]

We all have that one primary school Classmate mwenye tulitamani kuoa in future

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Passwords nazo huukua zimestop watu wengi from accessing their own accounts than hackers

[mlaguzi🚬 @omwanba_]

So men now prefer to be single because they are broke…..what have we become?

[areaboy❼ @tevvytev]

ladies who got laid yester night will be in the church singing praise and calling us non church goers as sinners!!

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

my parents always act like ima do some illegal shit whenever i go out! I mean l am, but where tf is the trust at ?

[Toba🎟 @ayodele_to5227]

There’s this part in the Bible where Moses hit a rock with his rod and water came out of it.
Come be the rock, let me hit you with my rod then water can come out of you? 🥲💦😂

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Nimeambiwa huyu gay aende straight to the point akaanza kuniita homophobic 😂🚮

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Unagongewa leo, kuwa kumbusha tu.