Stephen Beitel

If you ain’t first you’re last.

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Crazy how long they can delay a CFL game due to air quality, but yet the blue collar folk of the province work long hours through this daily and make almost the same salary 🫡

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How does Jimmy butler fit through doors after his first round performance.

[Stephen Beitel @MjsfinestBeitel]

This was my conversation with the hotel manager this am:

Unhappy guest: So there’s a mouse in my room, I left my lights on so he doesn’t run all over and stays along the walls can you deal with this?

Manager: you left the lights on?

Guess his background

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Counting the hours down till my bracket gets ye old matches

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Everybody throughout the years who thinks we don’t need oil and gas has no right to complain about the current gas prices.

[Stephen Beitel @MjsfinestBeitel]

@howes_shelby It’s his birthday week shelbs he’s doing hot girl shit

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@thehudsonisaak @Lakers could sign him to a 10 day right now, not like they could get any worst.

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Super Bowl Viewers
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Only thing I hate about Alberta is they put enough salt on the roads to melt Antarctica

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Winter really makes a guy wanna drag up and become a Walmart greeter

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Just wondering when @Spotify is gonna sign @CassidyAllan13 to a podcast deal

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@camsmyl96 Heard St.Paul’s water is Covids kyprtonite

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@CassidyAllan13 I know you like to struggle

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It’s 2022 and people still think bread is bad for you or the reason for excessive fat gain

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One week till Christmas break baby leeeggggoo✈️

[Stephen Beitel @MjsfinestBeitel]

When it comes to chips and dip I have about as much self control as a mosquito on a hot lake day