Mwebantu please napapata 🙏
Only eat boiled eggs and raw garlic in the comfort of your home not on a bus please 🙏 I thought someone has farted or done a number 2, kanshi chimuntu chikudya ma eggs 😞
Ni public transport iyi, muzakati paya 🤦😭
Adulthood teaches you a lot, like prioritizing your needs instead of wants..
It also taught me that impwa is only bitter when You're in your mother's house 😂
When I say “I have high standards,” I’m not talking about money. I’m talking about loyalty, wisdom , emotional maturity, and respect. Cash can’t buy integrity.
Men!
Lasting long in bed doesn't have mean you are good in bed.. 📌
You can last for 30 minutes and still be doing nothing, while a five minute man can do wonders in just five minutes 🤷🤷