Michael

Bearded. Old. Likely smells of cigar smoke. Will go the extra mile for my friends, but will probably make fun of you for it.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@dannyoh337 And yet we still sit on a throne we built in your head.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@TraderWolfe @JoueursBE Yep. Didn't watch it, but I heard the US team was crap. I'm currently disappointed in a more important game loss - the Rays to the Yankees, 5-1. At home, no less.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@martynziegler Yawn.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@TheBabylonBee Right? Very entertaining.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@louderry I'd agree. Soccer is silly. But it does bring in some money, and that's useful to buy beer. And having the Japanese over was nice. Excellent people. Which made up for having the europeans over. So whiny. Except for the Scots. And Freddy. Meh, it's a wash.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@greg16676935420 First, I never cared or pretended to. The only redeeming quality was being able to troll the euroweenies. They get so uptight it's impossible not to mess with them.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@AzPetrich First, it's just soccer, you can chill a bit. Second, you're so gleeful about this. It's creepy.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@Airvooocht Why? What did he do wrong? He seemed rather stoic about the whole thing compared to most whiny soccer players.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@LearnToToad Who's pretending? I don't like it. And a lot of the fans are just weenies with a gob on one end or the other.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@yang_shiming @JoueursBE Not here. Here is all that matters to me. You're welcome to call it footy or futbol or manboychickenlegs wherever you come from.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@VeritasEver @JoueursBE Fortunately for me, whatever FIFA is or isn’t, they make the rules. Like them, don’t like them, they are the authority and they say no interference. So, no interference it is. Nice to have things so cut and dry, right? Pfft, lol, look at you, “null and void”. Too amusing.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@VeritasEver @JoueursBE Apparently it wasn’t interference. The governing body itself said so. I’m shocked they didn’t ask your opinion, but here we are.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@Turnerwestvan1 @Nick___Collins We can read a rule book, something the “experts” have never done, apparently.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@Nick___Collins Red cards can be suspended too. Pretty simple.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@Teh_Snowflake Pretending. Pretending to have principles.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@sneako You guys are way too enamored with Israelis. Did you get rejected by one in your formative years? Or did your Israeli mom divorce your dad? Must be something broken up there to explain your woody.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@SamueILFC *soccer.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@djmth1010 Your leaders apparently don’t love you as much. Maybe you’re just not lovable. Something for you to work on.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@nirave @adrian250595 @TraderWolfe @JoueursBE So it has happened before. Why would it matter what round it occurred in? The rules don’t specify that it only applies before the tournament, that I’ve seen. Also, I’m taking a lot on faith that your facts are true.

[Michael @MkHmmr]

@arjunsethi81 Suspension of red cards is in the rules. How can you not know that?