Lord James

Data Engineer | Agentic Ai| Life isn't that serious so chill.

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

Numbers don't lie and what's the numbers on Fiverr saying?
I’ve completed ~1,500 orders with 850+ 5★ reviews.

Need data—but don’t know where to get it?
Have data—but no reliable system running it?

DMs open. Check out

https://t.co/AbPrIoTWvJ

[OneLiquidity @oneliquidityhq]

Seamless. Secure. Scalable. ⚡

Because moving money globally shouldn’t be complicated.

[OneLiquidity @oneliquidityhq]

$16.6 billion processed. 300+ institutions. Zero pitching. Just performance.

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@__dolani Ah I no dey ever start new milestone if person no fund escrow. Learnt the hard way.

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@Dammi_Esq Charge him storage and that's it in my opinion.

[Microsoft Learn @MicrosoftLearn]

Do NOT doom scroll tonight.
Instead, learn a new skill. Comment for a course recommendation.

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@MicrosoftLearn @godofsomething Anything for me?

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@Yinkaoke But ài is still in its infancy. Ai today is like iphones in 2008.

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@Lifeofdavie_ @iamgoodie01 By the time we get there. They've moved a thousand steps forward

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

I'll be the escrow. 5% escrow fees only

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

I typically ignore all these false claims attacks. But...

You can apologize now. I am officially divorced.

I won't post any legal docs online, as I respect privacy of my ex-wife, and I appreciate the time we spent together.

I am happy to bet $1 billion USD (or any number you choose) that: I am officially divorced (way before today).

If you agree to take the bet, we can get lawyers to validate my divorce agreement, which should be dead simple.

This bet offer is valid permanently, whenever you feel ready. But if you don't take it within 24hrs, it clearly shows who has been mis-representing to the public.

Moving on to better things to do.

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@Polite_Imhotep @tabi_65 @Morris_Barca @KeruboSk I dont know if they still doing the promo. But using coursera plus is the best. You pay monthly or yearly and it allows you to do most of the courses while you subscribe.

So this course is for 6 months but if yiu focus yiu can finished in 2-3 months. Cancel subscription after

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

Hummmm, isn't this like the biggest betrayal in the tech ecosystem this year 😂😂😂.

The one company that's been making my scraper bits suffers now how their own crawlers. Lol, but I like.

[Cloudflare Developers @CloudflareDev]

Introducing the new /crawl endpoint - one API call and an entire site crawled.

No scripts. No browser management. Just the content in HTML, Markdown, or JSON.

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

The company will lose in the long run by not paying him the industry standard.
Why?
Few months into the job just when he's gotten familiar with the place and could be useful, he will start job hunting and you guys start looking for a new Strange face to start all over again.

[KAGIMU @KagimuDrImran]

Today I was on an interview panel. One of the applicants was asked to state his salary expectations and he said:

"I know it's already determined, I just need the job and whatever money you're willing to pay"

He was hired, guess what was done to the salary 🥺

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@OlasunkanmiIsa6 Lol. I haven't used R and R studio since 2022 but since you already got python skills plus chatgpt, shouldn't be too hard.

You know the concepts, the codes is easy after that. It's just like jupyter notebook.

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@bodybyzedd @shredwithQpid 🌚Gee

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

No Database == No More Bugs.

Problemato solvo.

[Alexey Grigorev @Al_Grigor]

Claude Code wiped our production database with a Terraform command.

It took down the DataTalksClub course platform and 2.5 years of submissions: homework, projects, and leaderboards.

Automated snapshots were gone too.

In the newsletter, I wrote the full timeline + what I changed so this doesn't happen again.

If you use Terraform (or let agents touch infra), this is a good story for you to read.

https://t.co/Mbi3oM4HMn

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

Numbers don't lie and what's the numbers on Fiverr saying?
I’ve completed ~1,500 orders with 850+ 5★ reviews.

Need data—but don’t know where to get it?
Have data—but no reliable system running it?

DMs open. Check out

https://t.co/AbPrIoTWvJ

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

What data services can I help you with today?
I am still in the business of helping you set up automations scripts and ETL Pipelines.

Click on the fiverr link and check out the reviews now.

https://t.co/MzF9C8GX6n

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@dennisalex28_77 Thanks bro

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

Numbers don't lie and what's the numbers on Fiverr saying?
I’ve completed ~1,500 orders with 850+ 5★ reviews.

Need data—but don’t know where to get it?
Have data—but no reliable system running it?

DMs open. Check out

https://t.co/AbPrIoTWvJ

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

I honestly didn't know some of this. Great stuff here

[Chioma Amadi @Chioma__Amadi]

This is one way to go about it.

But the people who get the best jobs barely do all these.

They use LinkedIn differently, and I’ll teach you EXACTLY how in three steps.

If you have a LinkedIn account, turn on these settings, then sit back and watch the magic:

[Lord James @Mlordjames]

@thebusariabass Thanks Gee