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[zo @traumatizetramp]

you ever have sex so good you spend the entire next day completely preoccupied by flashbacks

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

grateful to have experienced the Trace Urban, Channel O and MTV Base era

[Mbalenhle Ngema @mbalenhle1005]

Who also died at their reaction🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #TheQueenMzanzi

[Eniolacore💋💗 @pretty_eni26]

“People you may know” and it’s your boyfriend’s girlfriend.

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

If you send me 10 messages, best believe you're receiving 10 or more back.

I'm chalant like mad.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i like ppl who can talk about sex, lust, nd their freaky side, then switch to human psychology, existentialism, and the absurdity of life in the same conversation.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

Being misunderstood when you intentions were pure

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

due for a "we're not supposed to be doing this" kissing session

[Didi 🦋 @biggsaph]

looking at him knowing I’m 10x freakier than him, I’m just shy

[♡ @sh_wty_]

"we shouldn't be doing this" as we're uncontrollably heavy breathing into each others mouths.

[awzie @awzieeeeee]

this is why you need pervy friends who overshare without even asking

[ian ✴︎ 🇨🇱 @tiiramisoob]

temo por mi spotify wrapped. he pasado por muchas etapas este año

[ً @ziikho_]

"do not be lustful" brother i am in the most fuckable years of my life rn wdym

[🤪 @tak1ama]

Idk you’ve got 2 weeks to plan a date upon talking before I’m bored and probably won’t respond 🤣 idk how many “morning how was your days” we can do

[𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒂ᥫ᭡ @juss_cassie24]

“That sperm was meant for me”
“I heard her pussy queef out fluids ” (over the phone)
“She smelled like public grape condoms”
“Fuseg noNkulunkuku ofaka izaza”

All in one day mindyu😭✋🏾

[Tasha✨ @Tasha1644]

The embarrassment after telling everyone you found a good partner, then they switch up and break your heart.

[Eniolacore💋💗 @pretty_eni26]

sex to look forward to:

make-up sex after a “i thought i lost you” argument

“i’ve been craving you in ways you can’t imagine” sex

reunion sex after weeks of missing each other

“come here, let me love you properly” sex

“i don’t ever want to go this long without you again” sex

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

"are you free after your exams"
dawg im free DURING my exams too