Michael Farrell

After careful consideration, I think I love a girl named Taylor.

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

Just because there are like 5 girls in our physics class doesn't mean it's ok to blow farts all class period. 💩 #notme #getmeagasmask

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

I think I just saw my cousin. But I haven't seen him in like 5 years so I wasn't sure and didn't say anything. #family #love

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

Happy 18th Birthday to Nintendo 64. Don't know what life would be without #Smash

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

The maintenance guy just asked me if I speak Spanish. Do I look Mexican or is my accent really just that bad still? #mexiproblems #paisano

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

I just said to the kid next to me. "Hey, are you getting this mas o menos..." #oops #mexicanproblems

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

The only thing that has changed at BYU in the last 2 years is the increase in Asian population #asaininvasion

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

Starting off math class with a prayer #BYU

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

@MmmFarrell Back in Action.

[Caden @cadenscards]

@MmmFarrell's bumper just fell off while driving. Didn't phase him. He just kept going.

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

Sorry to all the people I got into twitter, I finally realized its not that cool.

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

You know it's summer when the eyebrows are visible. #☀

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

Sometimes I mix up and think there's 60 pennies to the dollar and 100 seconds in a minute. #oops

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

Another power outage in the MV, what's new.

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

Why is our nation wasting so much money on commercials for the Marines?

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

So much to do, so little time. Or is it the other way around? #summer

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

"well you know I'm good at everything I do...and I'm serious too." - @T_2_The_K

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

I get a good chuckle every time my dad sends me a "thx" #hehasnoidea

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

Everyone keeps talking about this new game I think they call "switch." It sounds pretty fun, but no one will show me how to play. #letsplay

[Michael Farrell @MmmFarrell]

One thing I really respect in people is consistency. #justathought