๐ค๐ฝ Are classified documents good for bathroom reading? ๐งป๐ค
๐ฉ Find out in the new issue of The Mmm Good Times:
๐คซ Retired Submarine Engineer Says, โI canโt tell you because I can no longer kill you.โ ๐คซ #NationalSecurity
https://t.co/dK3gS9gLlr
We had a great time and saw some of our favorite comedians ๐คฉat our first live TV show ๐บ taping ๐ฅ, ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฑ๐โ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐๐ผ๐ต๐ป ๐ ๐๐น๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐! ๐
Thanks, @mulaney , @Netflix & @1iota! ๐
๐คญ Let me know if you can recognize my laugh ๐คฃ in Episode 3๐
For decades, NIH funding has fueled breakthroughs in cancer, heart disease and more. But a new policy puts progress at risk. We need Congress to oppose this abrupt change. Join me in emailing lawmakers today! #SaveNIHresearch https://t.co/ICZOcUlF0G
Just four companies in the U.S. control:
85% of beef processing
80% of corn seed distribution
77% of fertilizer production
69% of grocery sales
Wondering why food prices are so high?
Minimal competition means maximized price-gouging.
@henderob ๐ The traditional colander hat is an acceptable substitute for full pirate regalia. (Yes, a colander hat is the same thing as wearing a pasta strainer on your head.)
๐ดโโ ๏ธ How will you celebrate Pirate Month? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
๐ May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage. RโAmen! ๐
๐ดโโ ๏ธ ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ซ-๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ, ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ - ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก!๐ดโโ ๏ธ
It is widely accepted that the global temperature is inversely proportional to the number of pirates.*
#PirateMonth#FSM#FlyingSpaghettiMonster#Pastafarian
@henderob ๐ Always drink plenty of water when wearing full pirate regalia during the month of Arr-gust.
๐ Modified or partial pirate regalia may be recommended when a heat advisory is in effect in your local area, especially for the elderly and those with certain health conditions.
I'm attending Summit for Religious Freedom (SRF)'s event, โSRF365 Webinar: "Project 2025 IS Christian Nationalism โ Fight Back!"โ - sign up now to join me! #SRF https://t.co/EOGDDKY7lc
Weโre moving to Los Angeles & itโs Moving Week! ๐
๐๐ก Weโre house-hunting & hope to find a long-term lease starting Feb to early March. Please DM if youโve got a lead on a great place! ๐
#losangeles#filmmaker#writer#producer