Elian Gonzalez

DC sports have given, and they’ve taken away... years of my life

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

I’ve listened to DMX - stop being greedy about 20 times in 2 days... RIP dark man X

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

@Mirandance27 had this reaction when I told her McDonald’s is releasing a new Caramel brownie McFlurry next month,

“Whaaaaaaat.?....Ima need that”

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

@NavyYardNats This aged poorly

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@JustTomLevy

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@_CallMeJamie

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

Brain: it’s Friday and it’s pay day!

Also brain: bills, kids, mortgage

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

@berrystapp1989 NBA jam squad

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

@Mirandance27 You’re a poet...

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

@gcoleman1012 Yup... it’s Bannon!

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

There is nothing that I care about more than my family.... hearing someone I know from high school who is battling cancer makes me cringe.... makes me realize, we need to fight this... Katie, we love you, and we’re here for you

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

Cancer is trash. It makes me realize that people who don’t deserve it get it....

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

@jimmyfallon guess what the wife got me for my birthday, sir...

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

@berrystapp1989 He says, “let quickley cook”

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I see a lot of people eating meat during lent on Friday... I’m not judging, but the big guy might be

[Kathleen @kathleenkatkath]

Losing my debit card in a bar is so close I can taste it

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

You’re ready to have kids when you’re able to function on 3 hours of sleep

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@Mirandance27 and I now play a game we call “things you can say to the baby, but not to each other”

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@berrystapp1989 I did... I didn’t expect babs to have handles like that

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@berrystapp1989 Let me go back and review my notes... clearly the babies have my brain in a fog

[Elian Gonzalez @Mnamrow]

@berrystapp1989 No idea, but I know Dolan wasn’t letting them in