#MasculinitySaturday MEN ONLY
1. If you buy something with a woman, say a house,.. and the only thing she bought is a Thermos, she owns the house. So, always be clear about stuff. The reason why people sign prenups.
Ukiwa keen kwa Clubs, chaos huanza immediately ikifika 1 a.m, hiyo time, pombe inakuanga imereport kwa damu ya warembo na wanaanza kujiExpose. Mwanaume ameamua kupeleka mrembo out but she insisted anakuja na her two friends who are less beautiful than her to act as “security”…
Due to pressure from Women,we have increased time for making love to *2mins* from *1mins.* Feel free to finish, don't wait for her. It's not a competition.
No man should use men booster drugs like Viagra,last year we lost 23 men in line of duty
Chairman
#stingymenassociation
#MasculinitySaturday There is that natural smell during ovulation that attracts male persons to ladies, so most ladies who are single dont have that smell because they are full of makeups and perfumes that hinders that sweet scent to male being, good example, dogs, goats, sheeps
Kuna
Mr send me your account number
Mr dress up girl we go for out date
Mr how much is your hair
Mr dress up am coming to pick you up
Alafu kuna sisi nutritionists "umekula nini" and sleep therapist "how was your night"
The game is rigged
Eldoret kuna Slayqueens veterans wamekaa soko for long wanajua Town like the back of their hands. They have Intel of all the rich guys both old and new money. Wanajua where they hang out,what they drink,when they get more money,when they go broke,tabia na personality ya bibi…
#MaandamanoTuesday I once got my fiancee with her baby daddy having s*x in our couch when i asked she said he forced himself, when i say lets go open a case, she said it will hurt her son lets let it go,
Ladies and gentlemen, husbands vs baby daddies where do we draw the line?
Kuna deal nafuatilia ikipenya mtanipata kwa zile pubs za uptown kama nimeshikiliwa na wale warembo wa Deepstate huwa hawajui Upcountry yao ni wapi,wanaongea na mapua na family yao yote iko majuu ni wao wameachwa Kenya wachunge mali. Alafu juu sikuangi fluent in English…