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[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

The wildest conspiracy theory I believe is that George R R Martin based the Targaryens on Sisqo. Because what are the chances that you have a dragon-obsessed group of people who also happen to have platinum hair??

George ain’t slick. Give Sisqo his things.

[uMasumpa @MnumzaneWeapons]

@GaytonMcK Birds of the same feather...

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@Inqubeko_Media Ave eyilento yakhe yokuchama lo baba. Uthuvi lodwa njalo maye khuluma.

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@Lionel_Lingard Get a life. Seriously.

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@mymixtapez He is in the right body fat percentage for him to have those kind of abs.

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@kctass @stats_wire If only most of your countrymen had the same logic as you. Strides would be made.

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0:27 😂

[Havoc RSA @rsa_havoc]

Proof that IDAC's case against General Khumalo and the Team was cooked by IDAC. Perumal and Johnson must explain who commissioned the statements. Adv Ramsamy and Mr Rapesu say bona abazi lutho

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@JayMacaron2233 @mali_gcaba Oh fuck off. Even if that happens, we won't be leaving the country like some international orphans.

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@saylordocs After 24hrs, my clarity and sharpness comes through.

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@ProfDNgong You're surely Prof by nickname.

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I'd pose kanje and be happy too but immediately give it back the next day. Ngingafa nin kodwa ngikhunjuzwa.

[🌻Nancy🌻 @shiluvankuna]

She bought her husband a car 🎉
This girl is making money on Facebook 🙌🏽

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@Mpho_Lekay @hi_ayanda I think it was R80 or R100, not sure, but negotiated to R35 when paying it.

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@The_Browniee @LCabonena You're further proving his point, dummy.

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@realyobarnub We shall return to this post in a few days... I wonder if it will be still funny then.

[uMasumpa @MnumzaneWeapons]

This fake empathy always kills me. They're always driving past but never stopping and offering help.

[Meshack Bevhula @MeshackBevhulas]

As much as I want them to go, my heart bled today when I drove past the area in Woodmead where many Malawian people are camping. Damn, in this freezing cold. It’s a heartbreaking sight, regardless of where anyone stands on the issue.

[uMasumpa @MnumzaneWeapons]

@NkholoMorris @ZawadiMs @meaganuntamed I'm talking about gym and you're here talking about cement.🤦🏽‍♂

Can you lift that bag of cement 10 times in a row, repeating it 3 more times in 30 mins?

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@ZawadiMs @meaganuntamed Lol you wouldn't even be able to lift 20kgs if you've never set a foot in a gym before.

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@MaryLov02767633 @Patriot_S_A Uyahlanya hla wena.