Alex Bond

Voted “Most Likely to Show Up Late”

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

It’s a real shame how people with so much money have no original sense of style or taste at all. Like, this house looks boring as shit

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

This is the ultimate definition of rich people activities

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@hadrianmarlowe_ Perfect 10/10 masterpiece

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

Holy shit, has Bob the Builder always been British? Some real Mandela Effect going on here

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@HylerF I liked how it explored restorative vs punitive justice. It was overly sympathetic, but that’s just because with additional context of how the show operated, it’s clear that their crimes and mental health were being exploited for financial gain with no ability to rehabilitate

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@HylerF I don’t think so? It was more about the production of the show, it’s societal impact, copycats and the fallout

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@HylerF Did you watch Predators?

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@ShaunMcAllist12 @neocruyffista Buzzer noise

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

Just in case you needed a reminder of how stupid ChatGPT still is

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

We asked ChatGPT to simulate the 2026 NFL playoffs.

It gave us this.

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@_pogz_ An absolutely incredible looking movie. But the daddy issues narrative is heavy handed and the existential themes are poked at without really being interrogated. It’s a treat to watch, but a little disappointing considering the craftsmanship

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@BonesAndEllie The Brutalist
Megalopolis
American Fiction
The Phoenician Scheme
High Flying Bird

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@Shr00msy Since OP wants to be an ignorant aggregator, it’s a short film called Coreys (2024) https://t.co/A16nUYZM2h

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@AaronQuinn716 We’ll watch our Super Bowl, you just keep worrying about who’s gonna coach your team next year

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

1970s Sidney Lumet would read this headline, and make a masterpiece about it in six months flat

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@mphurley13 A truly ugly fumble. The media treating him with kid gloves is ludicrous

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

Love how all Josh Allen apologists lead their arguments with some variation of “ignore the turnovers”

[Chase Daniel @ChaseDaniel]

Feel absolutely awful for Josh Allen…seems like the same ending every single year for him.

Forget all the turnovers…this is the one throw he’s going to want back all off-season. Would’ve been a walk in TD to win the game. #billsmafia

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

@JCSch8 @BuffaloBills You’re right, the refs also turned the ball over 4 other times and shut down the Bills run game in the second half

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

The playlist in this McDonald’s is absolute fire. In order:

“Brother Louie” by Hot Chocolate
“Heat Wave” by Martha and the Vandellas
“Blue Bayou” by Linda Ronstadt

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

“I’m not a big numbers guy.” Yeah until you use them to support your argument you hack

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

MVP

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

Alcoholism can only be diagnosed by the alcoholic themselves, not by some uneducated, self-righteous fuckwit on Twitter

[luca 🌲 @biolenin1sm]

on “dry january”, before it even starts: if a month without alcohol is a conscious effort that requires any amount of willpower to adhere to, you are definitely an alcoholic.

[Alex Bond @Mo5es]

Why are there so many people here who obviously didn’t read the book commenting on this alleged casting

[magnolia iv @nedstcnnis]

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