Spiritual Trouser Clam

Vaginas can be penises if you want them to be. Justin Trudeau is my idol. I am a vegan who likes steak. My pronouns are Cooter/Pooter. Respect me or shut up!

[Mrs P 😎 @PJJJFR]

#CanadaIsBroken #TrudeauDestroyedCanada

[Canada Proud @WeAreCanProud]

Canadians NEED to see this. 🔥

[Spiritual Trouser Clam @Mo78394268]

@nilikm LOL no, you freaking crazed mask fanatic.

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@swimwithme00 @ChickenGate My penis is as real as Jesus Christ, honey.

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My cat is looking to transition into a dog. I'm so proud of him! Now, I need to find someone who is qualified to do the job. Any suggestions? #TransIsBeautiful #Doggendered #ProudTransDad

[Spiritual Trouser Clam @Mo78394268]

Transphobia causes Covid and other deadly diseases. So you know... Stop that. #TransIsBeautiful #CovidKills #MyPenisIsMasculine

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Someone told me my penis looked like a strip of beef jerky today. My trans peen is just as peenery as any other man's penis! This person is transphobic. And loves Nazis. #TransIsBeautiful #TransRights

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@covid_parent @Signals613 Not even a question, husband. In fact I was just about to ask you the same question! Our minds are intertwined thanks to the advanced science contained in the Pfizer vaccines. Wow!

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I've just re-emerged after freezing myself in my isolation chamber. Is...Is Covid...Over? Oh my Cron, has anyone seen my husband, @covid_parent?? Is there anyone left?! Has Covid eradicated the human race!? I need a Pfizer on the rocks. *breathes in Lysol laced paper bag*

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@comradenightowl @covid_parent This is a very nice song! I think I'll listen to it while I douse myself in Lysol. I appreciate the recommendation!

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@Signals613 @covid_parent oh, thank Pfizer for your kindness!! This will surely keep me and those in my surrounding area safe from Covid for the next 5 minutes.

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@covid_parent oh husband, you're ALIVE! I was so worried that you might have died. I see Covid is deadlier than ever. I'm scared... *puts on 8 masks* Would you accompany me to a booster appointment? I've been frozen for nearly two months. I at LEAST need 5. We'd remain 6 feet apart, of course.

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@covid_parent @abc123xzy987

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#BREAKING Fact Checkers declared that Monkey Pox is a global emergency! *screams in chimpanzee*
Now, I know you all love to touch each other's genitals. But, if you want to avoid contracting #MonkeyBox, tell your husbands to lather their peeners in #Pfizer before coitus.

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@covid_parent In my mask cocoon, darling! I was sure I contracted Cyber Covid, so I acted fast.

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I'm sorry for the absence, Pfizer Pfans. I became overwhelmed with the very real possibility that I'd contracted Cyber Covid. I've been in my vaccine laced mask cocoon for nearly 4 weeks. What have I missed? Are the unvaccinated all dead yet?

P.S. Get vaccinated, or you'll die.

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@JustinTrudeau @JustinTrudeau the absence of a life saving mask on your face has me DEEPLY perturbed...You clearly have a death wish. I've admired you so much throughout this deadly pandemic...But what kind of insane behavior is this?!?

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@covid_parent Astronaut Suit.

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@_PublicService_ @JCCFCanada Deadly? LOL