I think it's comical that people keep inviting this vocal fly weirdo onto their shows and podcasts. All he does is try to frighten people into giving his company money. It is his sole profession and occupation.
Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂
(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)
Spoke with my doctor and eating this daily - coupled with playing Bieber songs at top volume for a minimum of 8 hours a day - is the only cure for Bieber Fever.
I’ve just begun treatment and feel the power of Bieber running through my veins.
Update: I shouldn’t have to be saying this but here we are. Even though I have engaged in thumb wars and farted in a hot tub with Mike Vrabel, we are not dating.
We are just very good friends.
Time and time again, the greats knew that when you open yourself up to love, you open yourself up to possibilities. This is why we should all love AI and the possibilities it brings.
The possibilities are limitless.
Signed,
A Leading AI Filmmaker
P.S. Hollywood is cooked
Life Hack: If you work in the restaurant industry, get tattoos of dirt all over your hands. This way your boss will constantly have to send you to the bathroom to wash your hands.
Easiest way to collect a steady paycheck.
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THIS DAY IN SPORTS: When training for the 2006 Winter Olympics, I laid a stink bomb so bad in the 3-man bobsled, it melted the ice and my teammates jumped out mid run, risking life and limb.
After 3 days fumigating the bobsled, it was disposed of at a hazardous waste facility.
As an AI filmmaker, I’m disgusted with the hate being directed towards me and my peers in the industry.
Maybe if you bottled your anger and spiteful energy towards something productive, you’d have several feature films under your belt like I have. I’m done with the attacks!!
This morning I had a two flusher which means the food at last night’s Super Bowl party did its job.
That was Bill Belichick’s mantra: Do. Your. Job! Like it or not, that’s what my bowels did to kick off the day and the work week.
#SuperBowlChampion
Talking with my buddy @hoyacosta and we both agreed: Vrabel needs to show his team the highlights of 80 for Brady at halftime if they want to win it all!!!
@FitzyGFY
🏈 Inside the NFL: If I’m Coach Mike Verbal, I’ve gathered my team earlier today and made them watch “80 for Brady” to get them pumped up for the Super Bowl.
Lots of people think I’m Cupid because I have a heart on.
It’s on my arm. I got a Henna heart tattoo. I’m thinking of getting a real one so I’ll have a permanent heart on.
If I bump into you, now you know why I have a heart on.
#ValentinesMessage#Dating#TrueLove