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[MoCoGenius @MoCoGenius]

@thoughtskylie isn't that from the face on oxygen?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Folks need to quit blamin' food for makin' people fat. Snacks don't make you fat. Bein' lazy and worthless makes you fat. That's science.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Snappin' necks and cashin' checks. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Seen a fella dressed as the Easter Bunny. Stone Cold stunnered him and said,"Suck it bunny boy. Jesus is the reason for the season. Merica."

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Woke up feelin' the holiday spirit. Climbed on the roof, spread my arms, did a shimmy and yelled,"Merica. Rise and shine, it's Easter time."

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average person has 3 to 5 best friends, and usually hates one person in their social group.

[MoCoGenius @MoCoGenius]

@VeryGrumpyCat amen

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

You may not believe in God or guns, but when somebody breaks into your home, you'll call someone with a gun and pray they get there in time.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Until you run out of clean socks and some thick gal eats all your snacks, don't talk to me about "the struggle." Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Don't nobody like soccerin' 'cause of the ties. Real sports got a winner and a loser. This here is Merica. If you ain't first, you're last.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Heroes ain't the ones wearin' masks and capes. They're the ones wearin' dog tags. Merica.

[Mr. T @MrT]

Back in the 80s, I invented the 80s.

[Evidence @Evidence]

This is not a typo! I heard crazy beats by Mac Miller yesterday

[Fifth Harmony @FifthHarmony]

#Harmonizers are the bomb. Seriously. Love y'all SO much - Ally

[Demi Lovato @ddlovato]

Does anybody know if there's 90's r&b fm radio station in LA??!!

[T-Raww @Tyga]

#KingShit http://t.co/LMn3ebPS

[Fifth Harmony @FifthHarmony]

WOOHOO THAT WAS FUN IM GONNA GO JAM TO THRIFT SHOP BYE LOVE YOU

[Ashley Tisdale @ashleytisdale]

All I need in this life of sin...