Moriah J

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be...| 💛🌹 ❤️DAS❤️

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

Why does rotisserie chicken taste better than normal chicken 🐔

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

Almost shed a tear about you, then I realized fuck that and blinked that mf back 😤😤😤

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

Ima say this one time. Weddings show you who people are. Are they fake friends? Are they cheap ass bitches? Are they selfish assholes? Did they never care to learn wedding etiquette?? Do they even give af about you???
You gone find out. That’s for sure.

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

When I get to heaven I’m gonna aka questions like WHY GOD WHY????

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This dead leaf that isn’t quite a leaf, this is leaf-mimicking spider, discovered in 2015.

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

I fucking love fresh cherries 🍒

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

I think I’m in my petty bitch eta and I kinda love that for me 😇

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

@delayneserenity Excuse me what?

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

Do people not fucking know that you still need to RSVP even if the answer is NO?!

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

It’s such an elite feeling knowing I’m about to marry an objectively fine af chocolate man 🍫🤤😍

I’m at the gym and he’s working out in front of me 😏😏

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

@Dewey_Dinosaur June 21st!! What about you??

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

I get to marry my best friend and he looks like THAT?!? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

Getting a surprise sneak peak of your fiancée’s tux for the wedding >>> 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

Wait. So we’re inaugurating a racist president on MLK day?

This is America.

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

I’m a toxic perfectionist.
Definition: only wanting things to be perfect that don’t actually matter in life 🙃🙃

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

I cannot believe that at 25 I like would go home and not work out if I didn’t have preworkout. Now I think if I took preworkout I’d have a full blown anxiety attack from that level of caffeine 🤣🤣 look at me raw doggin workouts in my 30’s 💁🏻‍♀️

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

I’m probably thee most annoying bride to be, but like if you’re not this excited about marrying your best friend, what are you doing??

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

Gym pride is absolutely suffering thru at least one set of 8 that you can’t really lift simply cause people saw you throw on extra weight. The next set is a drop set of course 😅🥲

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

Thank god.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’ve never seen an industry plant fall off harder than she did

[Moriah J @MoJeanneC]

I have 3 weddings next summer and I keep forgetting the first one is OURS 😍😍😍😍😍 wilddddd #199days

[SOLELINKS @SOLELINKS]

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