Monstro Elisasue

when I die, scatter my ashes in the water at fantasmic. ESFP. he/him

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

Anne Frank Sinatra #beforeandafter

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Captain America Ferrera #beforeandafter

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

Psspsspssspsspsspss

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Imagine going hiking and running into this. I don't even know what my next move would be 😳

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

I’m 3 work days away from a 10 day vacation including a 7 night honeymoon cruise. I’m gonna lose my mind.

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

@trowe2013 RIP we were so close

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

This just in: Paddington brought in to police custody for questioning

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

Steven Universe

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

Starting a thread of intro themes to shows that you 100% CANNOT skip. I’ll go first, let’s start with Bluey!

If you skip the Bluey intro we can’t be friends

[theo loves ralsei @theogreenbear]

this was hard

[Sam Reich @samreich]

ET TU HANK GREEN

[Sam Reich @samreich]

which menu item are you trying first?

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

Not that anyone is wondering or on the edge of their seat, but I did get the position and a raise… SOOOOO about that annual pass @WaltDisneyWorld

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

Last week I had to interview for my own job because of a management restructure…. That being said, one like on this and I’ll buy an annual pass if I keep my job 😅

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

“My pants smell like restaurant” #CarsonQuotables

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

Last week I had to interview for my own job because of a management restructure…. That being said, one like on this and I’ll buy an annual pass if I keep my job 😅

[Monstro Elisasue @MoL42]

“Period, bitch!” - Carson to a 9 month old after she said some gibberish #carsonquotables

[girlboss appreciation account 🍸👩‍💼 @ThirdWayLib]

Very different reception for a crackhead when it’s not Hunter Biden

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

get me to God’s country

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“I didn’t vote for this! 😡 ”

Yes you did, Bethanny. You just voted for it to happen to other people and not you.