The Lion & The Moon

wherever you go, there you are

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

slavoj zizek after getting pulled over: “we are all driving under the influence, the influence of ideology”

[Ted Nguyen @FB_FilmAnalysis]

Stay strong, Kiyomasa. We’ve all been there.

[Ted Nguyen @FB_FilmAnalysis]

Report from The American Revolutionary War

[love2laugh @IAMASHAMAN]

@LegoRacers2 Ain’t nothin new unda da sun

[The Lion & The Moon @MoMoneyMoDonuts]

Sold my world cup tickets. BRB tricking

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[The Lion & The Moon @MoMoneyMoDonuts]

Ironic, cause the Iceman was a nice man. Now im cold.

[JoeI @whitefeelimgs]

Countless America deliberately earn no more than $15,000 a year so they can give their brat kids thousands of dollars worth of fish knowledge on the tax payer’s dime

[★ @corpseinorbit]

10 years ago, I sat in an LA party house. One of its denizens explained to me that there was a girl at the parties who bewitched him but would be a dangerous match. He described her. I asked if he was talking about novelty rapper Kreayshawn. He said "YES" like Molly Bloom

[The Lion & The Moon @MoMoneyMoDonuts]

@SiMpLyAlVlAzIn Ts me after I cop the swatchxAP

[✞ @segun_Elgrande]

@goatloafer

[Hamz Talks Hoops @hamztalkshoops_]

If you really think about it this is basically the opposite of us playing 2K

[HM $uff 🇭🇹 @1bdbsuff]

Cant believe we in the cheating era we just made it cool to like ur partner

[The Lion & The Moon @MoMoneyMoDonuts]

Got a Lil OT on this next check. Good weekend to be a big body woman

[Harry @lexaprotools]

data center? i'm 5'8...i need to date a point guard! 😂

[moe tkacik @moetkacik]

American life expectancy started plummeting when we stopped smoking. Now we are worse than bulgaria where like 75% of the population over 15 smokes. Also people smoke insanely strong weed everywhere all the time to the point where it's the fastest growing cause of ER visits which literally never happened when weed was normal, and I am sure as we speak tucker carlsons proprietary nicotine delivery devices are causing widespread hallucinations in pockets of Utah and new hampshire. It's just like the American experience of cigarette prohibitionism seems to reflect the totally nonexistent sense of proportionality that governs all American policy

[The Lion & The Moon @MoMoneyMoDonuts]

Think I'll start watching JJK

[The Lion & The Moon @MoMoneyMoDonuts]

Why is there a playoff basketball game on television at 10 o'clock pm on a Monday