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[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Platonically I attract such amazing people! The most amazing people in fact. Romantically is where it all goes south.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Community notes go comot food for una mouth 😂😂😂😂

[Alex ☭ @sinusitiis]

everytime i see boobs im like woah boobs

[🇳🇬 @offikwado]

when you see a good video but you already cum.

[Magui 🍒 @metamorfomagui]

Que cogido tenes que estar para querer dejar ir a uno de tus mejores jugadores solo por un festejo en un partido. Pero después los argentinos no sabemos perder

[Lil Corey @teamlilcorey]

I want a girlfriend but bitches be letting niggas tickle them at work & shit

[Dharper @743Dharper]

The funniest part is that Lacroix and Calafiori arrived in the Premier League in the same year.

One joined Palace.
One joined Arsenal.

Yet somehow the Palace player ended up winning 3 trophies, while the one who joined Arsenal has just 1 to his name.

So if anyone has earned the right to talk about winning, it's probably him.

Because if Lacroix doesn't know a thing or two about winning, he'd be wearing an Arsenal shirt instead.

[OT @Intellectual_OT]

I see the Konji coming, abi wetin Young John talk for that him song.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Me and my babe fit dey fight for WhatsApp make we dey tell each other I love you for instagram

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

On top of that, she calls you and lets you talk him. He calls you chairman and gives you fans meanwhile he Dey go inside for am during those late hours at work. For your mind inside o “my girl dey make I talk to am & things so nothing dey”

Your back then your whole body egu hor

[jason @cubana_WL]

One reason I barely go to peoples houses till date is this, when I was younger, had this friend that used to stay with his uncle, they were rich rich and the boy Dey sponsor our outing once once, so we used to hangout together a lot… one day, bro said I should come sleep over o, na so I leave my papa house go their house go sleep… next morning after morning devotion, the uncle said he’s looking for 100k o… sweat from the phantom realm just soak my body for early morning 🤣🤣🤣

Now they didn’t say I took it, but they made funny comments like “and money no Dey loss for this house o” and I caught my sub…

Went back home later that day and told my dad what happened at my sleepover, my dad just calmly said that I stole the money, omo I was shocked o, I told dear old daddy that I didn’t take the money o… and then my dad said something that has been etched in my mind till date “YOU LEFT YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND WENT TO THEIR HOUSE, WHATEVER THEY SAID YOU DID, YOU DID IT” and that was enough for me…. Before I come your house come pass the night ehn, you go pour libation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Wicker @OG_Wick0]

is balance in human form.

[𝖌𝖆𝖇 @gabgonebad]

Rihanna misunderstood that the fan wanted her to take a picture of him 😭

Rihanna: You want me to take a picture of you? I'mma crush that shit. How you gonna pose? […] Oh, you want me in it?

Fan: You’re beautiful.

Rocky: Relax on the compliments, buddy.

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

“They had to wait until you are 41 to drag you”

Oya where is 2008 Ronaldo world cup? 😂

[Trav. @travismuse09]

Notice how the banku just had 3 fish, a side of onions and two sauces? Contrast that with the armies defending the fraud in the right frame (it’s not even in the main focus like the bench player it is).

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

All I know is Education is not a scam, true love exits, God answers prayers, tables do turn and life does get better.

Just don’t DIE! 🚶

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

na from person mouth I dey hear say me and my babe no date again

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Do you know the most satisfying thing about this version, it’s the final version, it will stay like this forever

[E @Ellis_]

Almost 2 weeks on and I still can’t believe Rodri won the golden ball award over Messi.

[BODE @odinlad_]

Messi bruh, i’ll never imagine he’ll reach 2 world cup final after France knocked them out in 2018, i genuinely thought that 2021 Copa America will be the only international trophy.

He ended up winning everything possible in his international career, i’ll never give up man