M H Oftadeh

General life lesson: Try to be less shit every day!

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@Nigel_Farage Are you gauging public interest for a campaign to rejoining the EU?

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@JeremyClarkson Only if No.10 was this graceful with their retrospectives.

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@ArcticMonkeys I need your help please if you can. My niece has travelled from Tehran with her brother to see you in Istanbul tonight. Her 1st ever concert but she’s been refused entry. Rosha is heartbroken right now 🥺

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

Is it time for car owners to boycott Petrol and Diesel forecourts? Remember when petrol dropped to below £1 during the pandemic lockdown? 🤔 #fuelboycott #FuelPrice #CostOfLivingCrisis #NationalShutdown

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

GBP is sinking badly while USD is gaining! #forex

Discuss… 🤔

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@ThreeUKSupport Hi Fraser, I’m on an IPhone, I’ve maxed out my data allowance trying so I have no option for accessing via cellular. Plus I don’t want to have to stomach more fees than I already have. I hope you understand.

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@ThreeUK Your Data Passport site redirects to your home page. Is this a known issue? Can you please confirm when it’ll be fixed?

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@ThreeUKSupport Issue is with accessing: https://t.co/Z5XgtDCM1z

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@ThreeUK @JimBoardman @ThreeUK your data passport link doesn’t work. I’ve just Maxed out my monthly data allowance by attempting to go to the link 3 times. You owe me £36!

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@Chris_Pedals Multiple people were injured. 100% Accident.

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

Accident on Surbiton High Street near the train station a few minutes ago. Avoid the area if you can. #surbiton #surrey #kingston #accident #surbitonnews

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@sammystheone Same here @sammystheone
I had just parked my car in the station when I heard the sound. It sounded like an explosion!

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@the_jamesdunn I saw a couple of people hurt and also the driver and passenger were very shaken!
I believe the driver lost control of the car driving out of the station and went straight on.

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

Government: You’re in a Tier 3 area.

Me and my mates: Where is the closest pub in Tier 1?

#Covid19UK #tiersystem #coronavirusuk

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

#Magicmushrooms are growing in our garden! #whoknew

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@ProdigalGil @StarTrekDscovry @SonequaMG 😂 You’re getting soft @ProdigalGil You need to balance your emotions by watching some UFC fights. 🤣

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

BIG NEWS!

#COVID19 #Pfizer #vaccine

👇👇👇

[Pfizer Inc. @pfizer]

UPDATE: We are proud to announce, along with @BioNTech_Group, that our mRNA-based #vaccine candidate has, at an interim analysis, demonstrated initial evidence of efficacy against #COVID19 in participants without prior evidence of SARS-CoV-2 infection.

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

Surely this is just a Fruit and Veg shop?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

A vegan butcher's shop... and people wonder why I've written a book about the world going nuts.

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

@piersmorgan Would be interesting to see the figures on how many are still interested in these TV programmes?

[M H Oftadeh @MoOftadeh]

Someone’s cat is spying on us!
#cat #werid #spy #random #wtf