Morgan Anderson

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

It's so wholesome seeing multiple lanes of traffic stop to let a family of ducks cross the street safely...makes my whole day

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

@ProjRunwayStan @karliekloss #ProjectRunway #ProjectRunwayBracket Ahhhh!!!!!

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

It takes so much courage to flip your hair with abandon. I just tried and stabbed myself in the eye with a straw. Yes, I shouldn't have been drinking in the process but to all those who successfully pull off hair flips on a daily basis, I respect the shit out of you.

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

Naps with jeans are the best kind of naps.

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

Twice now I have broken a bed just by sitting on it...TWICE! This one even had a metal frame...

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

@eryn_hoefs @commie22 I miss our O'Reilly days!! 😢

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

@eryn_hoefs @commie22 #thighgap #hi

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

@KristenPawek Except I already do lol 😂😂

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

@KristenPawek Fuck the wild...I'd rather suck at golf

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

Btw if that happens id be lucky to shoot under 200 #ill take it #myphonesucks #whatishashtag

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

I'm usually a quintuple bogey golfer but if the Wild win this series I'll sacrifice my pride and accept being a septuple bogey golfer 4ever

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

Wild should have won...i am sad

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

@KristenPawek I can't even...😢

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

@aamber_michelle Omg I can't take it! We're dominating just can't follow through!

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

THERE'S A CHIPMUNK IN MY CAR!!!! OMG WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

Just decided I'm going to make an app called Poolitics where you literally just throw poo at politicians #TrumpGetsADump

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

Just searched my entire apartment wielding a hockey stick...I think I've been listening to too many crime podcasts

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

@ImStillRaina hahaha pretty much!

[Morgan Anderson @MoTown0506]

You know you have a true gift when you can actually sense when curly fries are being served at the dining center