A nigga

ignore the butterfly effect that comes from my dialect.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

normalize seeing a woman’s lack of effort as her lack of interest in you, regardless of what she tells you.

[Shruti @heyshrutimishra]

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day.

400 of them are now worth over $100 million.

These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries.

Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000.

Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous."

The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before.

Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

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[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

These players are genuinely happy for Bruno Mann, look at Luke Shaw😩❤️

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Who did this?🤔😂😂😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Michael Carrick was a class act as a player and he can become a great coach as well. Nothing is impossible for this guy. Personally, I’m proud to have played with him by my side as well as with him as a manager on our bench. 🙌🏽👊🏽

[Sani 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @_saniii_x]

her: you’ve lost the most important person in your life

me checking if Bruno is alive

[Food Science Queen🌱 @_mhayree_]

Blender - oxidation and heat (dull flavour)
Cutting - preserves cell structure (intense and sharp heat)
Mortar and pestle - crushes cells to release essential oils and utilizes the presence of biofilm for depth.

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

dear God.
remove the comfort that keeps me average and replace it with courage to become who you created me to be. amen.

[Sir Nelson @Crypto_Diet]

You will touch ₦10m before your Birthday

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lamine Yamal statement.

“𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦, 𝐚𝐥𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐡.

Yesterday in the stadium, the chant “the one who doesn’t boo is Muslim” was heard. I know it was aimed at the rival team and it wasn’t something against me — but as a Muslim, it doesn’t stop being a lack of respect and something intolerable”.

“I understand that not all the fans are like that… but to those who sing these things: using a religion as a joke in a stadium makes you look like ignorant and racist people”.

“Football is for enjoying it and cheering, not for disrespecting people for who they are or what they believe in”.

“That said, thanks to the people who came to cheer us on, see you at the World Cup”.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

as a black guy, put it on your bucket list as number one priority to make sure you crack a white girl before your creator calls you.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

No matter what you think of Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man, one thing stands out: his movements are amazing.

He really acts like a real spider.

[Paul Pogba @paulpogba]

Eid Mubarak 🌙✨

May your home be filled with peace, joy, and endless blessings today. After a month of devotion and reflection, may Allah accept your worship and shower you with His mercy.

Taqabbal Allahu minna wa minkum 🙏🏾

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Eid Mubarak to all! 🌙 I hope you have a very special day with your family and loved ones. Wishing you all peace and happiness.

[𝑰𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑨. 𝑶𝒏𝒊 PhD @IdrisAOni1]

Ya Allah, please don’t take Islam away from me and my family 🤲🏽. Āmīn

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Eid Mubarak to all our supporters celebrating around the world! 🌙✨